Silly Thinking

DA: Hello Silly Thinkers! It's time for our award winning weekend feature "A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities". Today we have two men who were magnificent screen comedians who still effect comedy that we see today...

Stan Laurel And Oliver Hardy!


OH: Hello, Mister Announcer.


DA: Hello, Ollie. It's a pleasure to have you with us.


OH: It is indeed a pleasure to be here with you, humm humm humm and humm. Yes indeed.


SL: Yeah, it certainly is a pressure to be here from me too.


DA: Hello, Stanley. It's nice to see you.


SL: Well, it's nice to seen you as well. Goodbye.


OH: Goodbye? No no no. Were not leaving we haven't even started yet!


SL: Well I didn't know. The man said he seen us and I thought...


OH: Never mind. Please continue sir.


SL: Well, after I said goodbye I was going to have a cheese sandwich.


OH...


OH: Not you. Him.


SL: Him who?


OH: The Announcer. The host of the show.


SL: There's a host?


OH: Of course, there's a host. Who did you think you were talking to?


SL: Well, I was talking to you and I just thought...


OH: NEVER MIND! Mister announcer, please continue...
A cheese sandwich... HUMPH!


DA: Ha ha ha. Well fellas were all intrested in what you've been up to lately?


OH: A superb question. Hum hum hum. Well we've been very busy making short films and bieng officials greeters.
Stanley, tell the man what we've been doing.


SL: Well, we walk around... and have lunch... and we greet the people who come by and... have cheese sandwiches... and then we fall down and get our hats mixed up and...


OH: Not every moment of every day. What are our duties?


SL: Well, he asked what we do and I was just telling him... and then we have walnuts and hard boiled eggs. Too. As well.


OH: Walnuts and hard boiled eggs. Umm umm umm. I'm terribly sorry Mister Announcer my friend is a little...well, Hum hum hum, slow. If you know what I mean.


DA: Oh yes we know what you mean.


SL: I'm not slow. I'm faster than you are.


OH: I didn't mean physically slow.


SL: Well what kind of slow did you mean? I mean if you meant fast instead of slow that.. I could say I'm fast but that dosen't mean slow. I mean regular speed is...


OH: NEVER MIND! HUMPH! Please continue sir.


SL: Well I was just saying...


OH: OHHHHHH! NOT YOU. HIM!


SL: Well I... Who him?


OH...


OH: The announcer.


DA: So the afterlife is treating you well?


OH Oh yes sir! Why it's great here in the afterlife.


SL: After what?


OH: The afterlife.


SL:???


OH: We died and this is the afterlife.


SL: It is?


OH Well of course it is.


SL: We died?


OH: Naturally.


SL: We're dead?


OH: Absolutley.


SL: (Crying) We're dead. I didn't know we were dead. I thought we were having cheese sandwiches and ...OOOOhhhh. Were dead. OOOOhhh.


OH:...


OH: I'm terribly sorry.


SL: OooooHHHH. I would have sent flowers. OOOOhhhh! I didn't even go to the funeral. OOOOHHHHH.


OH:...


DA: Well thank you very much for bieng with us Mr. Laurel and Mr. Hardy.
We'll be back for more "A Few Moments With Dead Celebrites" tommorow.


OH: Are we dead? UMMMPH!


SL: OHHHHHgggHHH I didn't know what to do and.....
Hey Ollie?


OH: Yes?


SL: Do you want to go get some cheese sandwiches?


OH:...


OH: Umph.

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