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Oscar Special with Frankie Faine!
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Now a SPECIAL OSCAR WEEKEND edition of “A Few Minutes With Dead Celebrities”

And now the man who starred in the classic film “The Oscar”… FRANKIE FAINE HIMSELF. Mister Stephen Boyd!


DA: Hello, Stephen, or should I call you Frankie?


SB: I’m BUSTED man. BUSTED. You gotta help me…


DA: Is that a yes?


SB: UGGGHHH. You don’t understand. Keep your wife and her tea set. Game called on the count of OSCAR. Yeah, that’s right. OSCAR. I’ve just been nominated.


DA: Well, let me move on. How was it working with beautiful Elke Sommer in the film?




SB: Go on, ALL OF YOU! Losers. Bunch of losers. Losers.


DA: ummm… OK. In which film did you think you did your most effective performance?


SB: I was nominated for “Breakthrough” at Galaxy Pictures. I WAS NOMINATED! Your nothing.
Go on get out of here! Bunch of losers.


DA: Stephen, that was Frankie Faine. Frankie Faine was nominated for “Breakthrough” in the movie “The Oscar”. I wanted to know what film you thought you did your best work in.


SB: AUUGHHYAHH! Lousy losers. Bottom feeders. ALL OF YOU. A guy comes out to California and you get in a few pictures and then the dames, all of the dames. And you’re the flavor of the month. Then everyone deserts you. Their like LICE, MAN. WHO NEEDS ‘EM?


DA: Well… Thanks for being with us today, Stephen Boyd!


SB: Look man, I’m busted. BUSTED. YOU GOTTA HELP ME!


DA: We’ll be back next week for more dead celebrities right here at Silly Thinking. Be sure to join Connie Chung for Silly Thinking’s SUPER SUPER TUESDAY PRIME TIME EVENT this Tuesday right here at Silly Thinking.
Silly Thinking. When there’s nothing special going on in your life there’s always something special at SILLY THINKING!



Jim Farris presents Silly Thinking with frequent Award nominee Douglas Lain. Now on a five second delay for your protection!






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