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FROM HOLLYWOOD!
It’s The Marlon Brando Show, starring Marlon Brando.
Marlon’s guest’s tonight:
“60 Minutes” curmudgeon Andy Rooney!
Author and UFO expert Whitley Strieber!
Musical guests Battlebots!
With Lex Baker and His Band!
I’m Leonard Peltier.
And now The Marlon Brando Show curmudgeon himself… MARLON BRANDO!
MB: Thank you dear ones. Thank you. Ahh, thank you so much my dear ones and welcome to The Marlon Brando Show. Thank you, I am Marlon Brando your host for the evening. I welcome you to our program.
Hello Mister Peltier.
LP: Yes. Good evening sir.
MB: Hey Len, did you have a nice week off?
LP: Very good vacation.
MB: Yeah, me too. We get time off now. It’s great. What did you do on your vacation?
LP: I didn't go anywhere, because I'm only let out of prison for these programs, but if I could have gone somewhere I would have gone to Colorado for a little R & R.
MB: Colorado? That’s beautiful there isn’t it?
LP: Yes! Great spirit country!
MB: Yeah, I went to Brando island, my little private island, Brando island. I ate pomegranates for a whole week. And coconuts. Ever have pomegranates Len?
LP: Yes! Once I think.
MB: Pomegranates. Very tropical. I laid in my hammock and sucked on the bright red meat and juices of pomegranates for a whole week. And followed it up with coconuts and some Gourds. Ever have a gourd Len?
LP: Yes! I think once.
MB: Nothing like it. Pomegranates, coconuts, gourds, hammock, beautiful.
Oh well. That was then and now is now, right Len?
LP: Yes sir. Yes. Now is now.
MB: Alright. I know. Ladies and--
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR A BREAKING NEWS SPECIAL REPORT FROM SILLY THINKING NEWS:
Here, from our New York World News Headquarters in New York, is Connie Chung.
CC: Good afternoon. We have some breaking news to tell you about from Pakistan.
Paramilitary troops, with the assistance of U.S. advisors, are involved in a fierce gun battle at this moment with Al Qaeda fighters in a remote mountainous corner of Pakistan.
It is believed that the Al Qaeda number two man, Ayman Al-Zawahiri, is cornered in a cave in this mountainous region. Al-Zawahiri is an Egyptian medical doctor who became a devout Muslim and Al Qaeda fighter under the sway of Osama Ben Laden over a decade ago.
CC: It is possible, but not confirmed, that Ben Laden could, repeat could, be in this Al Qaeda camp and could, repeat could, be fighting for his life or could, repeat could, be fighting for his life shortly.
The Pakistani troops are waiting for daybreak, a few hours from now, to launch a huge aerial and ground assault on this terrorist stronghold.
CC: Repeating what we know about this still Breaking developing story: Ayman Al-Zawahiri is cornered in a cave in a desolate mountainous corner of western Pakistan in the middle of an Al Qaeda camp with 200 hundred well trained Al Qaeda terrorist fighters. There has been fierce fighting between the terrorists and the paramilitary, U.S. supported, troops. The plan now is to wait for daybreak and launch a huge aerial and ground assault at that time. There is an unconfirmed possibility that Osama Ben Laden, could, repeating could, be hold up in this camp and may, repeat, May, have to fight for his life by the end of this day.
We will keep you up to date on the latest developments of this developing breaking story as events warrant. For now, I’m Connie Chung, Silly Thinking Breaking News. See you later.
This has been Silly Thinking Breaking News, we now return you to your regularly scheduled program already in progress. Stay with Silly Thinking for more on this breaking story.
AR: Did you ever notice that Gourds and pomegranates have a funny skin?
MB: Mickey, stop it. I’m laughing so much. You are hilarious.
AR: Did you ever notice, that…
MB: Ha ha hah ha hah ha hah ha. Stop it your killing me with that. Your too funny Mickey. Stop it.
Whitley Strieber.
WS: Hello. Thank you. Hello Mister Brando.
MB: Hi. I’m sorry I have to wipe a tear. I was laughing so hard at Mickey there, I’m crying. He’s hilarious.
WS: Yeah. I watch you on “60 Minutes”.
AR: Thank you very much.
MB: alright you two love birds, let me in on some of this. Now Strieber you’ve been abducted by space men is that right?
WS: Well, yes I have. I wrote about it in a couple books.
MB: Really now, well what did they look like?
AR: Did you ever notice that little green men aren’t really green, but kind of blue green. Why is that Mister Strieber?
MB: Ha ha ha hah ha ha. Oh Mickey.. “did you ever notice….” you are hilarious.
WS: Actually your right, Mister Rooney, some are more gray than green, but not blue green.
MB: Loosen up Stripley. Now what did these space men do with you?
WS: They did various experiments, medical probes, and I think put a device in my head.
MB: Ha ha ha ha. This is the most fun I ever had on this little dog and pony show. You guys are really funny.
Well that’s it. Thanks, Mickey.
AR: Did you ever notice when hosts want to end a show--
MB: Ha ha ha ha ha. Stop. Your killing me. And Stripley, thanks for being here.
WS: I’m not kidding. That really happened.
MB: Ha ha ha ha ah ahh ha. All right you two clowns, that’s enough. Good night.
"Luck be a lady tonight! Luck be a lady tonight! Yeah!"
Leonard Peltier: This has been a MarBran Harpo DougWoug HarFar production. Marlon Brando's costume was provided Ripley's Believe it Or Not.
Jim Farris presents Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain. Have you Silly Thinking Lately?
It’s The Marlon Brando Show, starring Marlon Brando.
Marlon’s guest’s tonight:
“60 Minutes” curmudgeon Andy Rooney!
Author and UFO expert Whitley Strieber!
Musical guests Battlebots!
With Lex Baker and His Band!
I’m Leonard Peltier.
And now The Marlon Brando Show curmudgeon himself… MARLON BRANDO!
MB: Thank you dear ones. Thank you. Ahh, thank you so much my dear ones and welcome to The Marlon Brando Show. Thank you, I am Marlon Brando your host for the evening. I welcome you to our program.
Hello Mister Peltier.
LP: Yes. Good evening sir.
MB: Hey Len, did you have a nice week off?
LP: Very good vacation.
MB: Yeah, me too. We get time off now. It’s great. What did you do on your vacation?
LP: I didn't go anywhere, because I'm only let out of prison for these programs, but if I could have gone somewhere I would have gone to Colorado for a little R & R.
MB: Colorado? That’s beautiful there isn’t it?
LP: Yes! Great spirit country!
MB: Yeah, I went to Brando island, my little private island, Brando island. I ate pomegranates for a whole week. And coconuts. Ever have pomegranates Len?
LP: Yes! Once I think.
MB: Pomegranates. Very tropical. I laid in my hammock and sucked on the bright red meat and juices of pomegranates for a whole week. And followed it up with coconuts and some Gourds. Ever have a gourd Len?
LP: Yes! I think once.
MB: Nothing like it. Pomegranates, coconuts, gourds, hammock, beautiful.
Oh well. That was then and now is now, right Len?
LP: Yes sir. Yes. Now is now.
MB: Alright. I know. Ladies and--
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR A BREAKING NEWS SPECIAL REPORT FROM SILLY THINKING NEWS:
Here, from our New York World News Headquarters in New York, is Connie Chung.
CC: Good afternoon. We have some breaking news to tell you about from Pakistan.
Paramilitary troops, with the assistance of U.S. advisors, are involved in a fierce gun battle at this moment with Al Qaeda fighters in a remote mountainous corner of Pakistan.
It is believed that the Al Qaeda number two man, Ayman Al-Zawahiri, is cornered in a cave in this mountainous region. Al-Zawahiri is an Egyptian medical doctor who became a devout Muslim and Al Qaeda fighter under the sway of Osama Ben Laden over a decade ago.
CC: It is possible, but not confirmed, that Ben Laden could, repeat could, be in this Al Qaeda camp and could, repeat could, be fighting for his life or could, repeat could, be fighting for his life shortly.
The Pakistani troops are waiting for daybreak, a few hours from now, to launch a huge aerial and ground assault on this terrorist stronghold.
CC: Repeating what we know about this still Breaking developing story: Ayman Al-Zawahiri is cornered in a cave in a desolate mountainous corner of western Pakistan in the middle of an Al Qaeda camp with 200 hundred well trained Al Qaeda terrorist fighters. There has been fierce fighting between the terrorists and the paramilitary, U.S. supported, troops. The plan now is to wait for daybreak and launch a huge aerial and ground assault at that time. There is an unconfirmed possibility that Osama Ben Laden, could, repeating could, be hold up in this camp and may, repeat, May, have to fight for his life by the end of this day.
We will keep you up to date on the latest developments of this developing breaking story as events warrant. For now, I’m Connie Chung, Silly Thinking Breaking News. See you later.
This has been Silly Thinking Breaking News, we now return you to your regularly scheduled program already in progress. Stay with Silly Thinking for more on this breaking story.
AR: Did you ever notice that Gourds and pomegranates have a funny skin?
MB: Mickey, stop it. I’m laughing so much. You are hilarious.
AR: Did you ever notice, that…
MB: Ha ha hah ha hah ha hah ha. Stop it your killing me with that. Your too funny Mickey. Stop it.
Whitley Strieber.
WS: Hello. Thank you. Hello Mister Brando.
MB: Hi. I’m sorry I have to wipe a tear. I was laughing so hard at Mickey there, I’m crying. He’s hilarious.
WS: Yeah. I watch you on “60 Minutes”.
AR: Thank you very much.
MB: alright you two love birds, let me in on some of this. Now Strieber you’ve been abducted by space men is that right?
WS: Well, yes I have. I wrote about it in a couple books.
MB: Really now, well what did they look like?
AR: Did you ever notice that little green men aren’t really green, but kind of blue green. Why is that Mister Strieber?
MB: Ha ha ha hah ha ha. Oh Mickey.. “did you ever notice….” you are hilarious.
WS: Actually your right, Mister Rooney, some are more gray than green, but not blue green.
MB: Loosen up Stripley. Now what did these space men do with you?
WS: They did various experiments, medical probes, and I think put a device in my head.
MB: Ha ha ha ha. This is the most fun I ever had on this little dog and pony show. You guys are really funny.
Well that’s it. Thanks, Mickey.
AR: Did you ever notice when hosts want to end a show--
MB: Ha ha ha ha ha. Stop. Your killing me. And Stripley, thanks for being here.
WS: I’m not kidding. That really happened.
MB: Ha ha ha ha ah ahh ha. All right you two clowns, that’s enough. Good night.
"Luck be a lady tonight! Luck be a lady tonight! Yeah!"
Leonard Peltier: This has been a MarBran Harpo DougWoug HarFar production. Marlon Brando's costume was provided Ripley's Believe it Or Not.
Jim Farris presents Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain. Have you Silly Thinking Lately?
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