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Your host: Hal Holbrook.

HH: Good evenning, I'm Hal Holbrook and welcome to "STShowcase".

Tonight we have a very special presentation for you, it's The 1st Annual SIlly Awards" for Bloggy execellence.

This was the first ST awards show but I'm sure it won't be the last. So gather your family for a special encore presentation of "The 1st Annual Silly Awards" originally shown, live, right here on ST on January 18th of this year.

NOW! A SPECIAL PRESENTATION FROM "SILLY THINKING"

(recorded in pacific and central time zones)

Announcer: LIVE! From the Outdoor Performing Bird Amphitheatre at The Oregon Zoo.....

IT'S THE FIRST ANNUAL SILLY THINKING SILLY AWARDS!

(cue music)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... 3 GIRL SINGERS!

3GS: "It's the Sillies.
It's the Silly Awards.
It's the Sillies.
It's the Silly Awards.
The award show that is silly but not to really silly.
It's the Sillies
and they're silly for you!
It's the Sillies.
The Silly Awards!
And they're silly.
They're the Silly Awards!
You'll get Silly
with the Silly Awards.
AND IT'S TIME FOR THE SILLY, THE SILLY AWARDS RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Announcer:The 1st Annual Silly Awards!
Here are some of the stars arriving on the red carpet early today...

There's Scott Baio! He'll be giving out one of awards today.

And Douglas Lain and his family. Doug's up for a Silly today and so are his kids!

There's Jim Farris accompanied by 1st Sargeant Chad Brown of the 45th Armored Division of the U.S. Army. One of our proud boys in uniform serving in Iraq.

Oscar winner and nominee today Marlon Brando!

And there's Oscar winner Louise Fletcher. A presenter today!

Beautiful Oscar winner Goldie Hawn!

The 1st Annual Silly Awards are brought to you by
Giant Eagle Mr. AAHH! for that thirst quenching flavor!

And by Clorox. Clorox bleach and detergents. To keep your home safe and clean!

And by Florida Flight Schools! WE'LL GET YOU UP!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... YOUR HOST FOR THE SILLIES! ALAN THICKE!!!!

AT: Thank you ladies and gentlemen. And thank you Marvin Hamlisch for that great opening number.Marvin, stand up and take a bow! Wasn't it spectacular ladies and gentlemen?

AT: Well Welcome to the 1st Annual Silly Awards! Wow! It's exciting as I look out at this sea of furs and jewels... and that's just the guys.

The girls look nice too!

AT: Now say hello to Norman Leyden, conducting our fabulous band: The Oregon Symphony !

AT: Isn't this a beautiful set? It's beautiful. I had a little trouble with the set designer because it clashed with my eyes. So they changed it and it's alright now. Seriously ladies and gentlemen. The Sillies are bieng beamed to 46 foriegn countries and to our fighting men and women in Iraq. How about that! After this show a car bomb will probably be a relief.

AT: Well let's get on the awards. Our first award today is for Best Special Guest. And so we have a special guest to bestow the honors.
Ladies and gentlemen Television and motion picture star...ELLIOT GOULD!

EG: Thank you. Thank you. I'm here to give out the Best Special Guest Silly Award. Best Silly guest. Maybe Dennis Kucinich will win.
The nominee's are....
Former President Ronald Reagan.
Mrs. Miller
President George W. Bush
The Penguin
The Mammoth.

EG: And the Silly goes to...
MRS. MILLER!!!!

Announcer: Mrs. Miller is dead. Accepting for her is Barry Manilow!

BM: Great! Thank you! Well I didn't expect this. I'm sure Mrs. Miller would like me to thank Capitol Records and all her fans for making this happen! Thank you for her.

AT: Well Mrs. Miller won and she's been dead for years. Maybe my career will win one today.

AT: With the Silly Thinking lifetime achievement award here is Silly Thinking news anchor Connie Chung via satellite. Can we lower the screen now?

CC: Thank you Allen and hello everyone. Today's show is for achievment and to have a little fun but one member of our "Silly Thinking" family could not be here. Sy Gold, the host of "Celebrinet", was in a boating accident over the holidays and lies in a coma in a hospital in the Fajita straights.
The board of governors of "Silly Thinking" International has voted this years lifetime achievement Award to Sy Gold for his selfless dedication to quality entertainment and information.

CC: And now via live via satellite, at Sy's bedside is Mrs Sy Gold. Susan Gold.

Susan Gold: Ohhh. Thank you everyone I know Sy would like to be very honored today andSHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sy Gold: Thanks kiddies! I'm flying. LOOK AT ME!!!
YEAH. YIPPEEE Thanks kiddies and stay off the stuff.

AT: Wow! What the hell was that?

AT: Please stay in your seats ladies and gentlemen. It's all right. But that was weird wasn't it?
Anyway...On with the show.
Now To give out the award for Best Posting are the two guiding lights at Silly Thinking Founder, Douglas Lain and Jim Farris!

DL: Thank you.
JF: Hi everybody. Thanks.
DL: That was fu... weird wasn't it?
JF: Yeah.

JF: It's your turn to read the thing...
DL: Oh. I've got to put on my glasses to read the thing. (Reading)Hey Jim. It's great to be here.
JF:(Reading) Likewise Doug. Best Posting. What's that mean?
DL Well... Jim Best... Posting is the best... material posted on "Silly Thinking" this year.
JF: Oh. I thought it... had to do with the mail.
DL Still using snail mail Jim?
JF: What's that?
DL: I'll tell you later.

Doug: The nominee's are:
"Mr. Rogers" Douglas Lain.
"The Penguin, Mammoth, and Monkey Show" Ben and Emma Lain.
"Labor Day Special" Jim Farris
"Wonderful Opportunities With Beatrice" Douglas Lain
"A Special Message: Presidential Address" Jim Farris.

JF: And the Silly Goes to...
BEN AND EMMA LAIN. THE PENGUIN MAMMOTH AND MONKEY SHOW!!

BL: Thank you poppa. Thank you Jim.

EL: Oh! What a day. What a day!
Papa since you talked so much I wanted to say thank you.

BL: Me too. Thank you.

EL: And thank you to Mama for making this possible.

BL: Mama let us do this. And Poppa to.

EL: Oh! What a day. Oh what a day!

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen. Marlon Brando and Leonard Peltier!

MB: Thank you. Thank you. Shut up! Hey Len Weren't those kids cute?
LP: Yes!
MB: You got that right Chemosabe.Darling babies.

MB: Sweethearts. Little sweethearts.
What? Oh.
Were here to give out the Breaking News award. I say If it's breaking news don't fix it.
LP: Yes. Yes sir.

LP: And the nominee's are...
"Report on Silly Thinking" Connie Chung.
"Special Announcement Presidential Address"
Special Announcement from Ronald Reagan" Dan Rather.
"Special Announcement: Plumbing and Carpentry"
"Mary Carey: Missed Opportunity"

MB: And the Silly something goes to...
"Special Announcement: Presidential Address"

MB: President George Bush, that pimp, could not be here today in person but here he is live via satellite from the White House..

GB: Thanks you Merlin. I want to congratulate all the winners and myself for winning today. The war on terror does not end with a award. It continues. And soon we will go to Mars and the moon to continue to fight terror on there places as well. And oh... I'm still waiting for my Molly Ringwald cake in the mail from you guyses.
Good night and God bless the Terror States of America.
(Applause)

AT: Wow! The President. I haven't been this excited since "Growing Pains" was nominated for a Grammy.
Now Best Host. And to give the award a best girl. Molly Ringwald!

MR: Thanks. Best host. Gee, I might have been in this category right Douglas?
Anyway...
The nominee's are:

Sy Gold, "Celebrinet"
Douglas Lain, "Analyzing the Movement"
Marlon Brando, "The Marlon Brando Show"
Jim Farris, "Monday Off The Top Of My Head Monday"
And Dick Clark, "The Game"

MR: And the Silly goes to...
MARLON BRANDO FOR THE MARLON BRANDO SHOW.

LP: Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Marlon apreciates your good thoughts but has sent me to accept this award for all native people who are oppressed by the white man's government.
You are all cowards and pimps.
Thank you.

Announcer; Ladies and Gentlemen:
Miss Elizabeth Taylor!

ET: Thank... you... all. For coming.
I am giving an award.
And so....
And the winner is..
"Special Message Presidential Address"
"Taylorism and Those Bunnies"
"Which Beatle Am I?"
"HBO First Look: The Marlon Brando Show"
"Special Honk Honk Sunday."
And now what?
What?
What do I do...
Say this... What?
Oh...
and the Oscar goes to...
HOBO First Look.

Announcer: Accepting for "HBO First Look: The Marlon Brando Show" is host Brenda Vaccaro.

BV:Thank you Liz.

ET: Ha ha. I loved it.

BV: Thank you.
And thank you ladies and gentlemen.
And thank you to Marlon for making it all look so easy. Thanks to my agent Bob Geldensalt and my children. God bless me and us all. Thank you.

AT: And now the final award of the afternoon. Best Feature of the Year. And to bestow this great honor we have a great artist. Ladies and Gentlemen it's my great honor to introduce Academy Award winner Louise Fletcher and Scott Baio.

LF: Thank you all.
SB: Hi. Thanks.
Were a little short on time so let's get to it.
LF: Ha.
What?
Oh...
Right you are Scott.
The nominee's are:

Analyzing The Movement, PPRC.
Celebrinet
The Marlon Brando Show
A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities
and Monday Off The Top Of My Head Mondays

SB: And the Silly for Best feature of the year goes to...
LF: This is so exciting!

SB: Yeah. "THE MARLON BRANDO SHOW"!!!!

MB: Thank you. Thank you.
Really sit down and shut up.
I am really deeply touched and moved and.. something.
I remember Angie Dickinson came up to me one day on the set of "The Chase" and she looked at me with those green eyes and... well... you know.
You know... you do this for weeks and months and..
This really belongs to Len and Mike and all the people who really make the show.
I mean I don't do shit really.
(Laughter)
I don't.
I mean it's all for nothing without that great bunch of kids.
So thanks and, you know, a lot. Thank you.
Thanks.
(Applause)

AT: Well, the 1st Annual Silly Award Show is history. Keep reading and watching all year and remember...
IT REALLY IS ALL HERE! Good night.

Announcer: The 1st Annual Silly Awards were brought to you by....

Beautiful Oscar winner Goldie Hawn!

Giant Eagle Mr. AAHH.

Clorox and the fine family of Clorox products. For your home, school, office, and life.

And by Florida Flying Schools. We'll get you up!

THIS IS SILLY THINKING.




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2011631 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2004-04-18 12:46 PM STShowcase: The 1st Annual Silly Awards Previous Entry :: Next Entry STShowcase. Your host: Hal Holbrook. HH: Good evenning, I'm Hal Holbrook and welcome to "STShowcase". Tonight we have a very special presentation for you, it's The 1st Annual SIlly Awards" for Bloggy execellence. This was the first ST awards show but I'm sure it won't be the last. So gather your family for a special encore presentation of "The 1st Annual Silly Awards" originally shown, live, right here on ST on January 18th of this year. NOW! A SPECIAL PRESENTATION FROM "SILLY THINKING" (recorded in pacific and central time zones) Announcer: LIVE! From the Outdoor Performing Bird Amphitheatre at The Oregon Zoo..... IT'S THE FIRST ANNUAL SILLY THINKING SILLY AWARDS! (cue music) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... 3 GIRL SINGERS! 3GS: "It's the Sillies. It's the Silly Awards. It's the Sillies. It's the Silly Awards. The award show that is silly but not to really silly. It's the Sillies and they're silly for you! It's the Sillies. The Silly Awards! And they're silly. They're the Silly Awards! You'll get Silly with the Silly Awards. AND IT'S TIME FOR THE SILLY, THE SILLY AWARDS RIGHT NOW!!!!! Announcer:The 1st Annual Silly Awards! Here are some of the stars arriving on the red carpet early today... There's Scott Baio! He'll be giving out one of awards today. And Douglas Lain and his family. Doug's up for a Silly today and so are his kids! There's Jim Farris accompanied by 1st Sargeant Chad Brown of the 45th Armored Division of the U.S. Army. One of our proud boys in uniform serving in Iraq. Oscar winner and nominee today Marlon Brando! And there's Oscar winner Louise Fletcher. A presenter today! Beautiful Oscar winner Goldie Hawn! The 1st Annual Silly Awards are brought to you by Giant Eagle Mr. AAHH! for that thirst quenching flavor! And by Clorox. Clorox bleach and detergents. To keep your home safe and clean! And by Florida Flight Schools! WE'LL GET YOU UP! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... YOUR HOST FOR THE SILLIES! ALAN THICKE!!!! AT: Thank you ladies and gentlemen. And thank you Marvin Hamlisch for that great opening number.Marvin, stand up and take a bow! Wasn't it spectacular ladies and gentlemen? AT: Well Welcome to the 1st Annual Silly Awards! Wow! It's exciting as I look out at this sea of furs and jewels... and that's just the guys. The girls look nice too! AT: Now say hello to Norman Leyden, conducting our fabulous band: The Oregon Symphony ! AT: Isn't this a beautiful set? It's beautiful. I had a little trouble with the set designer because it clashed with my eyes. So they changed it and it's alright now. Seriously ladies and gentlemen. The Sillies are bieng beamed to 46 foriegn countries and to our fighting men and women in Iraq. How about that! After this show a car bomb will probably be a relief. AT: Well let's get on the awards. Our first award today is for Best Special Guest. And so we have a special guest to bestow the honors. Ladies and gentlemen Television and motion picture star...ELLIOT GOULD! EG: Thank you. Thank you. I'm here to give out the Best Special Guest Silly Award. Best Silly guest. Maybe Dennis Kucinich will win. The nominee's are.... Former President Ronald Reagan. Mrs. Miller President George W. Bush The Penguin The Mammoth. EG: And the Silly goes to... MRS. MILLER!!!! Announcer: Mrs. Miller is dead. Accepting for her is Barry Manilow! BM: Great! Thank you! Well I didn't expect this. I'm sure Mrs. Miller would like me to thank Capitol Records and all her fans for making this happen! Thank you for her. AT: Well Mrs. Miller won and she's been dead for years. Maybe my career will win one today. AT: With the Silly Thinking lifetime achievement award here is Silly Thinking news anchor Connie Chung via satellite. Can we lower the screen now? CC: Thank you Allen and hello everyone. Today's show is for achievment and to have a little fun but one member of our "Silly Thinking" family could not be here. Sy Gold, the host of "Celebrinet", was in a boating accident over the holidays and lies in a coma in a hospital in the Fajita straights. The board of governors of "Silly Thinking" International has voted this years lifetime achievement Award to Sy Gold for his selfless dedication to quality entertainment and information. CC: And now via live via satellite, at Sy's bedside is Mrs Sy Gold. Susan Gold. Susan Gold: Ohhh. Thank you everyone I know Sy would like to be very honored today andSHHHHHHHHHHHH Sy Gold: Thanks kiddies! I'm flying. LOOK AT ME!!! YEAH. YIPPEEE Thanks kiddies and stay off the stuff. AT: Wow! What the hell was that? AT: Please stay in your seats ladies and gentlemen. It's all right. But that was weird wasn't it? Anyway...On with the show. Now To give out the award for Best Posting are the two guiding lights at Silly Thinking Founder, Douglas Lain and Jim Farris! DL: Thank you. JF: Hi everybody. Thanks. DL: That was fu... weird wasn't it? JF: Yeah. JF: It's your turn to read the thing... DL: Oh. I've got to put on my glasses to read the thing. (Reading)Hey Jim. It's great to be here. JF:(Reading) Likewise Doug. Best Posting. What's that mean? DL Well... Jim Best... Posting is the best... material posted on "Silly Thinking" this year. JF: Oh. I thought it... had to do with the mail. DL Still using snail mail Jim? JF: What's that? DL: I'll tell you later. Doug: The nominee's are: "Mr. Rogers" Douglas Lain. "The Penguin, Mammoth, and Monkey Show" Ben and Emma Lain. "Labor Day Special" Jim Farris "Wonderful Opportunities With Beatrice" Douglas Lain "A Special Message: Presidential Address" Jim Farris. JF: And the Silly Goes to... BEN AND EMMA LAIN. THE PENGUIN MAMMOTH AND MONKEY SHOW!! BL: Thank you poppa. Thank you Jim. EL: Oh! What a day. What a day! Papa since you talked so much I wanted to say thank you. BL: Me too. Thank you. EL: And thank you to Mama for making this possible. BL: Mama let us do this. And Poppa to. EL: Oh! What a day. Oh what a day! Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen. Marlon Brando and Leonard Peltier! MB: Thank you. Thank you. Shut up! Hey Len Weren't those kids cute? LP: Yes! MB: You got that right Chemosabe.Darling babies. MB: Sweethearts. Little sweethearts. What? Oh. Were here to give out the Breaking News award. I say If it's breaking news don't fix it. LP: Yes. Yes sir. LP: And the nominee's are... "Report on Silly Thinking" Connie Chung. "Special Announcement Presidential Address" Special Announcement from Ronald Reagan" Dan Rather. "Special Announcement: Plumbing and Carpentry" "Mary Carey: Missed Opportunity" MB: And the Silly something goes to... "Special Announcement: Presidential Address" MB: President George Bush, that pimp, could not be here today in person but here he is live via satellite from the White House.. GB: Thanks you Merlin. I want to congratulate all the winners and myself for winning today. The war on terror does not end with a award. It continues. And soon we will go to Mars and the moon to continue to fight terror on there places as well. And oh... I'm still waiting for my Molly Ringwald cake in the mail from you guyses. Good night and God bless the Terror States of America. (Applause) AT: Wow! The President. I haven't been this excited since "Growing Pains" was nominated for a Grammy. Now Best Host. And to give the award a best girl. Molly Ringwald! MR: Thanks. Best host. Gee, I might have been in this category right Douglas? Anyway... The nominee's are: Sy Gold, "Celebrinet" Douglas Lain, "Analyzing the Movement" Marlon Brando, "The Marlon Brando Show" Jim Farris, "Monday Off The Top Of My Head Monday" And Dick Clark, "The Game" MR: And the Silly goes to... MARLON BRANDO FOR THE MARLON BRANDO SHOW. LP: Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Marlon apreciates your good thoughts but has sent me to accept this award for all native people who are oppressed by the white man's government. You are all cowards and pimps. Thank you. Announcer; Ladies and Gentlemen: Miss Elizabeth Taylor! ET: Thank... you... all. For coming. I am giving an award. And so.... And the winner is.. "Special Message Presidential Address" "Taylorism and Those Bunnies" "Which Beatle Am I?" "HBO First Look: The Marlon Brando Show" "Special Honk Honk Sunday." And now what? What? What do I do... Say this... What? Oh... and the Oscar goes to... HOBO First Look. Announcer: Accepting for "HBO First Look: The Marlon Brando Show" is host Brenda Vaccaro. BV:Thank you Liz. ET: Ha ha. I loved it. BV: Thank you. And thank you ladies and gentlemen. And thank you to Marlon for making it all look so easy. Thanks to my agent Bob Geldensalt and my children. God bless me and us all. Thank you. AT: And now the final award of the afternoon. Best Feature of the Year. And to bestow this great honor we have a great artist. Ladies and Gentlemen it's my great honor to introduce Academy Award winner Louise Fletcher and Scott Baio. LF: Thank you all. SB: Hi. Thanks. Were a little short on time so let's get to it. LF: Ha. What? Oh... Right you are Scott. The nominee's are: Analyzing The Movement, PPRC. Celebrinet The Marlon Brando Show A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities and Monday Off The Top Of My Head Mondays SB: And the Silly for Best feature of the year goes to... LF: This is so exciting! SB: Yeah. "THE MARLON BRANDO SHOW"!!!! MB: Thank you. Thank you. Really sit down and shut up. I am really deeply touched and moved and.. something. I remember Angie Dickinson came up to me one day on the set of "The Chase" and she looked at me with those green eyes and... well... you know. You know... you do this for weeks and months and.. This really belongs to Len and Mike and all the people who really make the show. I mean I don't do shit really. (Laughter) I don't. I mean it's all for nothing without that great bunch of kids. So thanks and, you know, a lot. Thank you. Thanks. (Applause) AT: Well, the 1st Annual Silly Award Show is history. Keep reading and watching all year and remember... IT REALLY IS ALL HERE! Good night. Announcer: The 1st Annual Silly Awards were brought to you by.... Beautiful Oscar winner Goldie Hawn! Giant Eagle Mr. AAHH. Clorox and the fine family of Clorox products. For your home, school, office, and life. And by Florida Flying Schools. We'll get you up! THIS IS SILLY THINKING. Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top