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Marlon Brando
Tonight!
Brad Pitt!
Bob Woodward!
Musical guest: Salome!
With DJ Jazzy X Goldstein!
I’m Len Peltier.
And now our own Washington Insider! MARLON BRANDO!!!!!
MB: Bona Sera dear ones, bona sera. Thank you dear sweet unwashed. Thank you, thank you.
Alright that’s enough.
Welcome to our show. I am you humble host, Marlon Brando, and this is our show.
Hello Mister Peltier.
LP: Mister Brando, hello!
MB: DJ something, how are you?
DJX: Very well Mister Brando, very well.
MB: When the hell did you get here?
DJX: I’ve been on the show for about a month now.
MB: What the hell are you anyway?
DJX: I’m a DJ.
MB: Are you a robot or something? I can’t tell what the hell you are.
DJX: I am a DJ.
MB: Len. what the hell is that? Is it human or something else?
LP: Ha ha ha! Yes! I don’t know sir. Yes!
MB: Creepy.
LP: Yes! Creepy. Yes!
MB: Sometimes I wonder about you too chemosabe.
LP: Ha! Yes!
MB: Creepy. Brad Pitt.
BP: Hi. Hello. Thank you. Hi Len, Mister Brando, a pleasure.
MB: Oh my God in Heaven. Look how pretty you are.
(Applause)
BP: Oh. I…
MB: Shut up with that modesty thing. My God in Heaven your just cuter when you do that.
BP Thanks.
MB: Geez you’re the prettiest man. You know I used to get that.
BP: I know. You in “The Wild One” or “Streetcar”, come on, you got all of us beat.
MB: Yeah. I was raw you know. I was just out of New York. I was raw.
BP: Raw and sexy and so good. You’re the reason I wanted to be an actor. You inspired me.
MB: Shucks.
BP: Now you shut up with that modesty thing. Your great.
MB: Ahh nuts.
BP: It’s true.
MB: All right. You got me. I like you kid, you got balls. He’s got balls right Len?
LP: Balls. Yes!
MB: Now, Brad Pitt, you're married to a “Friend”. Was she on my show last week? We had the “Friends” on.
BP: No. She was the only one who wasn’t on. I’m married to Jennifer Anniston and she was really pissed off she couldn’t be on your show.
MB: She’s not that Lisa Kudrow is she? I wanted to belt her.
BP: No, Jennifer Anniston.
MB: I don’t remember her. Which one is she?
BP: She’s Jennifer Anniston, really beautiful brunette. But she wasn’t here. She was really upset.
MB: I don’t remember her. I don’t think she was here.
BP: I don’t think so.
MB: Yeah, well maybe it will come to me. Now Bradley Pitt you got a new movie, something?
BP: Yeah. It’s called “Troy”. It’s a big costume epic based on the “Iliad” by Homer and the Helen of Troy myth.
MB: Helen of Troy. The face that launched a thousand ships?
BP: Yeah that’s the deal.
MB: Who are you in this deal?
BP: I play Achilles.
MB: Achilles heal? That Achilles?
BP: Yeah, in fact I actually injured my Achilles heal while I was making this thing.
MB: Weird. That’s weird. Movies are weird aren’t they?
BP: They are weird.
MB: Weird. I remember when I was making “The Mutiny On The Bounty” in ’61. We were shooting in the south seas on a real island. And it was taking forever, you know storms and delays. And I got temperamental. Some times I do that. I get a little cranky. Do you get cranky Pitt?
BP: Well, we shot with storms and wars and all kind of delays and sometimes you get a little cranky with the waiting and stuff.
MB: Yeah well, so one day I’m snuggled up under a mango tree, and I’m dressed like this sissy, you know how they dressed? And I shake the tree and a mango falls on my head. So I pick it up and I start eating it. And I think: here I am, a man on an island eating a mango. I mean it’s simple, and yet I look around and a hundred people are there and all this equipment and crap. Yet I shook the tree, a mango fell out of the thing and I ate it. Changed my life.
BP: Oh man. That is so true. I mean, wow, that is truth.
MB: Of course. Bob Woodward.
BW: Hello Brad, hello Mister Brando.
MB: Woodward. Like Joanne Woodward?
BW: Yes.
MB: Are you related to Paul Newman?
BW: No.
MB: Oh you’re not. So, which one are you. Redford or Hoffman?
BW: It’s amazing how often that come up…
MB: Pitt, you look like Redford. A young beautiful Redford.
BP: Yeah we worked together. He directed me once. He’s like a father to me.
MB: You guys could be father and son, I mean you do look alike.
BP He’s great.
MB: so anyway, Woodward, which one are you, Newman or Redford?
BW: You mean Hoffman or Redford?
MB: Don’t put words in my mouth. Is that how you write these things?
BW: I’m sorry, I was correcting you. My bad.
MB: I’m clowning with you Bobby. Come on, lighten up.
BW: Sorry.
MB: Well, for the love of God, are you going to answer the question or not?
BW: Your talking about “All The President’s Men” and I was played by Robert Redford.
MB: Oh my God in Heaven. You're kidding?
BW: No.
MB: I’m going to ask our director to do me a favor. Take a shot of Pitt.
BP:….
MB: now Woody here…
BW:…
MB: Ladies and gentlemen, is this father and son? No way. No way.
BW: Well…
MB: You were robbed Bobby. You got screwed over along the way. Good night!
LP: Marlon Brando is a Jim Far, Mar Bran, Doug Wug, Harpo Productions Production.
Mister Brando’s wardrobe by Kenmore. This blog was recorded.
STIS!
Tonight!
Brad Pitt!
Bob Woodward!
Musical guest: Salome!
With DJ Jazzy X Goldstein!
I’m Len Peltier.
And now our own Washington Insider! MARLON BRANDO!!!!!
MB: Bona Sera dear ones, bona sera. Thank you dear sweet unwashed. Thank you, thank you.
Alright that’s enough.
Welcome to our show. I am you humble host, Marlon Brando, and this is our show.
Hello Mister Peltier.
LP: Mister Brando, hello!
MB: DJ something, how are you?
DJX: Very well Mister Brando, very well.
MB: When the hell did you get here?
DJX: I’ve been on the show for about a month now.
MB: What the hell are you anyway?
DJX: I’m a DJ.
MB: Are you a robot or something? I can’t tell what the hell you are.
DJX: I am a DJ.
MB: Len. what the hell is that? Is it human or something else?
LP: Ha ha ha! Yes! I don’t know sir. Yes!
MB: Creepy.
LP: Yes! Creepy. Yes!
MB: Sometimes I wonder about you too chemosabe.
LP: Ha! Yes!
MB: Creepy. Brad Pitt.
BP: Hi. Hello. Thank you. Hi Len, Mister Brando, a pleasure.
MB: Oh my God in Heaven. Look how pretty you are.
(Applause)
BP: Oh. I…
MB: Shut up with that modesty thing. My God in Heaven your just cuter when you do that.
BP Thanks.
MB: Geez you’re the prettiest man. You know I used to get that.
BP: I know. You in “The Wild One” or “Streetcar”, come on, you got all of us beat.
MB: Yeah. I was raw you know. I was just out of New York. I was raw.
BP: Raw and sexy and so good. You’re the reason I wanted to be an actor. You inspired me.
MB: Shucks.
BP: Now you shut up with that modesty thing. Your great.
MB: Ahh nuts.
BP: It’s true.
MB: All right. You got me. I like you kid, you got balls. He’s got balls right Len?
LP: Balls. Yes!
MB: Now, Brad Pitt, you're married to a “Friend”. Was she on my show last week? We had the “Friends” on.
BP: No. She was the only one who wasn’t on. I’m married to Jennifer Anniston and she was really pissed off she couldn’t be on your show.
MB: She’s not that Lisa Kudrow is she? I wanted to belt her.
BP: No, Jennifer Anniston.
MB: I don’t remember her. Which one is she?
BP: She’s Jennifer Anniston, really beautiful brunette. But she wasn’t here. She was really upset.
MB: I don’t remember her. I don’t think she was here.
BP: I don’t think so.
MB: Yeah, well maybe it will come to me. Now Bradley Pitt you got a new movie, something?
BP: Yeah. It’s called “Troy”. It’s a big costume epic based on the “Iliad” by Homer and the Helen of Troy myth.
MB: Helen of Troy. The face that launched a thousand ships?
BP: Yeah that’s the deal.
MB: Who are you in this deal?
BP: I play Achilles.
MB: Achilles heal? That Achilles?
BP: Yeah, in fact I actually injured my Achilles heal while I was making this thing.
MB: Weird. That’s weird. Movies are weird aren’t they?
BP: They are weird.
MB: Weird. I remember when I was making “The Mutiny On The Bounty” in ’61. We were shooting in the south seas on a real island. And it was taking forever, you know storms and delays. And I got temperamental. Some times I do that. I get a little cranky. Do you get cranky Pitt?
BP: Well, we shot with storms and wars and all kind of delays and sometimes you get a little cranky with the waiting and stuff.
MB: Yeah well, so one day I’m snuggled up under a mango tree, and I’m dressed like this sissy, you know how they dressed? And I shake the tree and a mango falls on my head. So I pick it up and I start eating it. And I think: here I am, a man on an island eating a mango. I mean it’s simple, and yet I look around and a hundred people are there and all this equipment and crap. Yet I shook the tree, a mango fell out of the thing and I ate it. Changed my life.
BP: Oh man. That is so true. I mean, wow, that is truth.
MB: Of course. Bob Woodward.
BW: Hello Brad, hello Mister Brando.
MB: Woodward. Like Joanne Woodward?
BW: Yes.
MB: Are you related to Paul Newman?
BW: No.
MB: Oh you’re not. So, which one are you. Redford or Hoffman?
BW: It’s amazing how often that come up…
MB: Pitt, you look like Redford. A young beautiful Redford.
BP: Yeah we worked together. He directed me once. He’s like a father to me.
MB: You guys could be father and son, I mean you do look alike.
BP He’s great.
MB: so anyway, Woodward, which one are you, Newman or Redford?
BW: You mean Hoffman or Redford?
MB: Don’t put words in my mouth. Is that how you write these things?
BW: I’m sorry, I was correcting you. My bad.
MB: I’m clowning with you Bobby. Come on, lighten up.
BW: Sorry.
MB: Well, for the love of God, are you going to answer the question or not?
BW: Your talking about “All The President’s Men” and I was played by Robert Redford.
MB: Oh my God in Heaven. You're kidding?
BW: No.
MB: I’m going to ask our director to do me a favor. Take a shot of Pitt.
BP:….
MB: now Woody here…
BW:…
MB: Ladies and gentlemen, is this father and son? No way. No way.
BW: Well…
MB: You were robbed Bobby. You got screwed over along the way. Good night!
LP: Marlon Brando is a Jim Far, Mar Bran, Doug Wug, Harpo Productions Production.
Mister Brando’s wardrobe by Kenmore. This blog was recorded.
STIS!
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