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Marlon Brando
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Marlon Brando
(Oct 17th, 2003.)
(cue music)
"Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain now union made.
Doug's special guest writer tonight is MARLON BRANDO!
Marlon's guest's tonight are...
Movie director Quentin Tarentin
Actress and singer songwriter Courtney Love
and musical guests: the Native American Dance troop: Navajo!
I'm Todd Strossman. And Now Heeerrree'sss MARLON BRANDO!!!
(applause)
MB: Thank you. I was walking one day in Chicago. I went down a residential street and one of the houses was on fire. This was before the fire department was there. People were jumping out of windows. Children with babydolls crying for their mothers here's Quentin Tarentino.
(applause)
QT: Right! Right! Right! Great man. You are the best. Isn't he THE BEST?
(applause)
MB: Who are you? I mean what are you? What kind of a man are you? What.. What kind of thing are you?
(nervous laughter)
QT: Right. Funny. Funny question. Funny man. You remind me of Fred Williamson in "Hammer" when he grabs a shotgun and opens up on the dudes who raped his wife. Man that was sooo cool. Yeah!
MB: What the hell is that? Where did you come from with that kind of... nothing. You are less... less than nothing.. you are less than nothing.
QT: Yeah right. Man. Yeah.
MB: Get out. You annoy me here is Courtney Love.
(applause)
CL: Thanks.. folks.
MB: Courtney Love. You thought I was pappa.
CL: You thought so to. You did.
MB: I thought... Yes. It was possible. You are a cutie pie.
CL: What's that?
MB: Marvelous. You are a cutey pie.
CL: I dunno what yer talking...
MB: My God. God in heaven what a cuite pie. You are a cutie pie. As God is my witness.
CL: You're freakin me out.
MB: Lord almighty above you are a cutie pie one aren't you sweetheart?
CL: I'm leavin' 'cause you're freaking me OUT!!
(applause)
MB:I want some peanut butter or something.
(Oct 17th, 2003.)
(cue music)
"Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain now union made.
Doug's special guest writer tonight is MARLON BRANDO!
Marlon's guest's tonight are...
Movie director Quentin Tarentin
Actress and singer songwriter Courtney Love
and musical guests: the Native American Dance troop: Navajo!
I'm Todd Strossman. And Now Heeerrree'sss MARLON BRANDO!!!
(applause)
MB: Thank you. I was walking one day in Chicago. I went down a residential street and one of the houses was on fire. This was before the fire department was there. People were jumping out of windows. Children with babydolls crying for their mothers here's Quentin Tarentino.
(applause)
QT: Right! Right! Right! Great man. You are the best. Isn't he THE BEST?
(applause)
MB: Who are you? I mean what are you? What kind of a man are you? What.. What kind of thing are you?
(nervous laughter)
QT: Right. Funny. Funny question. Funny man. You remind me of Fred Williamson in "Hammer" when he grabs a shotgun and opens up on the dudes who raped his wife. Man that was sooo cool. Yeah!
MB: What the hell is that? Where did you come from with that kind of... nothing. You are less... less than nothing.. you are less than nothing.
QT: Yeah right. Man. Yeah.
MB: Get out. You annoy me here is Courtney Love.
(applause)
CL: Thanks.. folks.
MB: Courtney Love. You thought I was pappa.
CL: You thought so to. You did.
MB: I thought... Yes. It was possible. You are a cutie pie.
CL: What's that?
MB: Marvelous. You are a cutey pie.
CL: I dunno what yer talking...
MB: My God. God in heaven what a cuite pie. You are a cutie pie. As God is my witness.
CL: You're freakin me out.
MB: Lord almighty above you are a cutie pie one aren't you sweetheart?
CL: I'm leavin' 'cause you're freaking me OUT!!
(applause)
MB:I want some peanut butter or something.
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