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What’s hot and what’s not at the state controlled Ministry of Arts Cinemas this weekend?
Here IS WHAT YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO SEE!!!!
The number one movie this weekend will be…
1. “Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban”. The newest “Harry Potter” is rumored to be the best. Harry goes to magical Azkaban prison to investigate abuse charges by American captors (played by Warner Bros.).
2. “The Day After Tomorrow”. 23 year old Jake Gyllenhaal plays a 17 year old who must fight the giant tidal wave engulfing New York City in this contemporary remake of “The Swarm”.
3. “Shrek 2”. Delightfully warped fairy tale (based on a wet dream- nightmare Michael Eisner had after eating bad clams) will hang around all summer.
4. “Raising Helen”. Kate Hudson stars in this delightful family comedy where Helen abuses children and laughs and laughs.
5. “Troy”. Sweaty hunks in tight leather skirts do battle in this big budget gay porno.
6. “Soul Plane”. Hilarious black stereotypes beat the crap out of Tom Arnold in this comic retelling of the Los Angeles riots.
7. “Van Helsing”. The detective doctor from “Dracula” fights classic movie monsters Dracula, Frankenstein, and former Enron traders, in this tongue in cheek horror film.
8. “Mean Girls”. Nancy Reagan and Barbara Bush (Kevin Costner and Dana Carvey) have a cat fight in this cross dressing political satire.
9. “13 Going on 30”. Michael Moore’s latest indictment of George W. Bush is a scathing biography of our current president.
10. “Kill Bill Vol. 2”. Uma Thurman is a sexy Hillary Clinton who murders Vince Foster (John Travolta) in the White House thinking he’s her husband ( Steven Segal), then has to cover it up, in this politically charged, kung fu kicking, political action adventure comedy, directed by cinema master Quentin Tarentino.
ST IS MOVIES!!!!
Watch for ST's first sitcom. "4 Is Enough" coming later this summer right here at ST!!!!
What’s hot and what’s not at the state controlled Ministry of Arts Cinemas this weekend?
Here IS WHAT YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO SEE!!!!
The number one movie this weekend will be…
1. “Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban”. The newest “Harry Potter” is rumored to be the best. Harry goes to magical Azkaban prison to investigate abuse charges by American captors (played by Warner Bros.).
2. “The Day After Tomorrow”. 23 year old Jake Gyllenhaal plays a 17 year old who must fight the giant tidal wave engulfing New York City in this contemporary remake of “The Swarm”.
3. “Shrek 2”. Delightfully warped fairy tale (based on a wet dream- nightmare Michael Eisner had after eating bad clams) will hang around all summer.
4. “Raising Helen”. Kate Hudson stars in this delightful family comedy where Helen abuses children and laughs and laughs.
5. “Troy”. Sweaty hunks in tight leather skirts do battle in this big budget gay porno.
6. “Soul Plane”. Hilarious black stereotypes beat the crap out of Tom Arnold in this comic retelling of the Los Angeles riots.
7. “Van Helsing”. The detective doctor from “Dracula” fights classic movie monsters Dracula, Frankenstein, and former Enron traders, in this tongue in cheek horror film.
8. “Mean Girls”. Nancy Reagan and Barbara Bush (Kevin Costner and Dana Carvey) have a cat fight in this cross dressing political satire.
9. “13 Going on 30”. Michael Moore’s latest indictment of George W. Bush is a scathing biography of our current president.
10. “Kill Bill Vol. 2”. Uma Thurman is a sexy Hillary Clinton who murders Vince Foster (John Travolta) in the White House thinking he’s her husband ( Steven Segal), then has to cover it up, in this politically charged, kung fu kicking, political action adventure comedy, directed by cinema master Quentin Tarentino.
ST IS MOVIES!!!!
Watch for ST's first sitcom. "4 Is Enough" coming later this summer right here at ST!!!!
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