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MARLON BRANDO!
Tonight!
President Bill Clinton!
with DJ X Jazzy Goldstein!
I’m Len Peltier.
And now a man who knows what “is’ is… MARLON BRANDO!!!!!
MB: Thank you dear ones. Thank you my sweet unaffected nobody’s. Thank you dear ones.
Hello again Len.
LP: Yes!
MB: We have a big show for you today, don’t we Len?
LP: The biggest!
MB: Former President Bill Clinton is here talking about his new book. Isn’t it strange that this man used to be President of The United States and now he’s being hustled around like Mick Jagger or something plugging this book.
LP: Yes, odd. Strange. Yes!
MB: Only in America chemosabe. Only in America Because Clinton is here we have secret service and all kinds of bigshots here today. Did you have to go through a big security check getting in here today Len?
LP: Yes! Humiliating! Yes!
MB: Me to big fella. Me too. They made me take off my slacks. I mean I really don’t mind, so I took off my slacks and this security fellow ran that thing up and down, then I insisted I take off my underwear and have him do it again just in case they missed something.
LP: …uhhh.
MB: You know, I was just trying to co-operate. They thought that was strange. I guess I was co-operating to much. I mean, when it comes to protecting someone I didn’t think you could be to co-operative. But now, were in the new normal, terrorists and the like, so they had me talk to a doctor. For the love of Christ, this quack thought I was weird or something.
LP:…
MB:…
LP:…
MB: Aren’t you going to say something?
LP: …
MB: Bill Clinton.
BC: Thank you. Hello Marlon! Len, I feel your pain.
LP: great.
MB: Well, well President Clinton.
BC: Mister Brando it is…
MB: Mister President call me Marlon. Marlon, please.
BC: Marlon, call me Bill.
MB: Bill, first of all I want to thank you for being on my birthday show and giving me that medal. That touched me deeply.
BC: It was my pleasure. Like I said that day you are an idol of mine.
MB: Please stop. Let’s talk about you.
Which of my films is your favorite?
BC: Hillary and I love “The Godfather”. I watch “Apocalypse Now” often. But my favorite is “Last Tango”. You are amazing in that thing.
MB: Thank you.
BC: I can’t express how many times you, in that movie, have given me comfort.
MB: God bless you.
BC: Sure.
MB: Now Bill, this is a big fat book.
BC: Yeah I wanted to get it all in.
MB: Well, reading the book, you have a pattern of getting it all in don’t you?
BC: I’m thorough. But I thought this was my shot, my big shot to do it and I wanted to do it.
MB: Well, mission accomplished. You certainly did it. When that thing happened with the girl…
BC: Which one?
MB: Monica, God in heaven, Monica. When that happened, what happened with your wife?
BC: it was terrible. I was caught and I knew it. I was having a sleepless night, so I woke her up and just told her.
MB: Oh my God heaven, that must have been a nightmare.
BC: It was, but it was real. She was angry of course.
MB: When that happened, that blow job thing, what were you thinking man?
BC: I did it because I could.
MB: I like you.
BC: I can’t defend it.
MB: I understand that. Sometimes I go to my island and the little girls there are so beautiful, rarely wearing any clothes, and I can, and I do sometimes.
BC: Let me say this to you and the American people: I… WANT… TO… GO… TO… THAT… ISLAND!!!
MB: You’re on my friend.
BC: Oh boy.
MB: Goodnight.
LP: Marlon Brando is a Mar-Bran, Jim-Far, Doug-Wug, Harpo Productions production. Marlon Brando’s wardrobe by Pierre Cardin Purple Label Exclusive.
ST IS!
Tonight!
President Bill Clinton!
with DJ X Jazzy Goldstein!
I’m Len Peltier.
And now a man who knows what “is’ is… MARLON BRANDO!!!!!
MB: Thank you dear ones. Thank you my sweet unaffected nobody’s. Thank you dear ones.
Hello again Len.
LP: Yes!
MB: We have a big show for you today, don’t we Len?
LP: The biggest!
MB: Former President Bill Clinton is here talking about his new book. Isn’t it strange that this man used to be President of The United States and now he’s being hustled around like Mick Jagger or something plugging this book.
LP: Yes, odd. Strange. Yes!
MB: Only in America chemosabe. Only in America Because Clinton is here we have secret service and all kinds of bigshots here today. Did you have to go through a big security check getting in here today Len?
LP: Yes! Humiliating! Yes!
MB: Me to big fella. Me too. They made me take off my slacks. I mean I really don’t mind, so I took off my slacks and this security fellow ran that thing up and down, then I insisted I take off my underwear and have him do it again just in case they missed something.
LP: …uhhh.
MB: You know, I was just trying to co-operate. They thought that was strange. I guess I was co-operating to much. I mean, when it comes to protecting someone I didn’t think you could be to co-operative. But now, were in the new normal, terrorists and the like, so they had me talk to a doctor. For the love of Christ, this quack thought I was weird or something.
LP:…
MB:…
LP:…
MB: Aren’t you going to say something?
LP: …
MB: Bill Clinton.
BC: Thank you. Hello Marlon! Len, I feel your pain.
LP: great.
MB: Well, well President Clinton.
BC: Mister Brando it is…
MB: Mister President call me Marlon. Marlon, please.
BC: Marlon, call me Bill.
MB: Bill, first of all I want to thank you for being on my birthday show and giving me that medal. That touched me deeply.
BC: It was my pleasure. Like I said that day you are an idol of mine.
MB: Please stop. Let’s talk about you.
Which of my films is your favorite?
BC: Hillary and I love “The Godfather”. I watch “Apocalypse Now” often. But my favorite is “Last Tango”. You are amazing in that thing.
MB: Thank you.
BC: I can’t express how many times you, in that movie, have given me comfort.
MB: God bless you.
BC: Sure.
MB: Now Bill, this is a big fat book.
BC: Yeah I wanted to get it all in.
MB: Well, reading the book, you have a pattern of getting it all in don’t you?
BC: I’m thorough. But I thought this was my shot, my big shot to do it and I wanted to do it.
MB: Well, mission accomplished. You certainly did it. When that thing happened with the girl…
BC: Which one?
MB: Monica, God in heaven, Monica. When that happened, what happened with your wife?
BC: it was terrible. I was caught and I knew it. I was having a sleepless night, so I woke her up and just told her.
MB: Oh my God heaven, that must have been a nightmare.
BC: It was, but it was real. She was angry of course.
MB: When that happened, that blow job thing, what were you thinking man?
BC: I did it because I could.
MB: I like you.
BC: I can’t defend it.
MB: I understand that. Sometimes I go to my island and the little girls there are so beautiful, rarely wearing any clothes, and I can, and I do sometimes.
BC: Let me say this to you and the American people: I… WANT… TO… GO… TO… THAT… ISLAND!!!
MB: You’re on my friend.
BC: Oh boy.
MB: Goodnight.
LP: Marlon Brando is a Mar-Bran, Jim-Far, Doug-Wug, Harpo Productions production. Marlon Brando’s wardrobe by Pierre Cardin Purple Label Exclusive.
ST IS!
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