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We continue our look back at "The Marlon Brando Show" with this memorable program from March 4th, 2004.

From HOLLYWOOD!

It�s The Marlon Brando Show!

Marlon�s guests tonight�.

Rocker and TV star OZZY OSBOURNE!

Beautiful actress and singer ANN-MARGRET!

Plus Musical guests The Doodletown Pipers!

With Sy Henderson and The Marlon Brando Orchestra.

I�m Leonard Peltier. And now our very own Oscar winner! MARLON BRANDO!!!!!.

MB: Thank you. Alright! Thank you. I love you already! I LOVE YOU!
Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to The Marlon Brando Show. I am Marlon Brando, the host of the program and welcome back to our show.
Hello, Len. Leonard Peltier ladies and gentlemen.

LP: Thank you. Yes! Good evening, Mister Brando!

MB: Good evening to you, Mister Peltier. How are you tonight?

LP: Raring to go!

MB: Raring to go? Well, I guess. Hey Len, How about those Oscars?

LP: YES!

MB: I had my annual Oscar party. You were their weren�t you, Len?

LP: Yeah. Umm hum. Furlough.

MB: I thought the show was dull. It was dull this year. That Billy Christie and his hokey songs. Whores and pimps. And everything went to that �Rings of My Lord� picture. Have you seen that one, Len?

LP: �Lord Of The Rings�. No I have not sir.

MB: Me neither. Did you see that director or whatever? He looked like he fell off a truck.

LP: Disheveled! Yes!

MB: Yeah disheveled. Good lord, what happened to glamour and excitement? When I used to not go to the Oscars it was glamorous, but now�nothing.
But the food was good, right Len?

LP: Yes! Excellent provisions sir!

MB: Every year I make these little crab cakes in the shape of Oscars, and I made my Beef Oscar this year.

LP: Yum! Good! Yes!

MB: Roast beef with a light golden gravy poured over it. I cut the beef in the shape of Oscars and pour the sauce and it looks like one of those god damned awards.
I even have an Oscar apron that I wear. Did you see that Len? My Oscar apron?

LP: Very cute, sir. Yes!

MB: Thanks chief. I think it looks darling. I really do.
Ozzy Nelson.

OO: What? Oh yeah. Oh? What?AmIon?

MB: Hello.

OO: What? Yeah? ItszOsbournemate.

MB: What? Are you even talking?

OO: OzbourneOzzieOsbourne.

MB: Are you talking about something?

OO: YEAH! You sez Nelson. Iz Osbourne.

MB: Yeah? Where are you from?

OO: England mate. Idint it England? Yeah IzEnglandmate.

MB: Is that some kind of accent?

OO: I dunno. Iguezzzoomate

MB: I�m guessing you said it is. What are you? What do you do?

OO: Rockmate! Imzzee RockerandTVizzwha idoo.

MB: You have a show or something that you do?

OO: YezzonTele. TV. Wid me family.

MB: You ate a bug?

OO: Snakesmate. Iate a znake HA HA HA HA.

MB: Somebody told me you ate a bug.

OO: I did? Well imusta, ayy mate?

MB: I�ve eaten bugs in my time.

OO: YOU! Eats debugz?

MB: Oh sure. Sometimes I eat them for fun. On my island.

OO: Eatz buggiez onyou iszlandz for fun? YOU?

MB: Oh yes. I enjoy the bugs. Snails, that kind of thing.

OO: ManIzaadonno. Snailies? Buggiez? You? Onzeizlanz. Man! HA! ha ha.

MB: But of course.
Beautiful Ann-Margret.

AM: Hello. Hello, Mister Brando.

MB: My lord, look how beautiful. Isn�t she beautiful, Ozzie?

OO: Buggiez an snaliezy onz se islands!

MB: How are you my dear?

AM: Fine. It�s really great to be here on your show. I love you.

MB: You make me blush. My god you're still stunning. You are what? Like sixty now? My lord.

AM: Yes, well somewhere in there. Hey, Marlon. May I call you Marlon?

MB: If you don�t I�ll be upset.

AM: I�m upset that you didn�t invite me to our party.

MB: Oh. Well, would you have come?

AM: Of course. An Oscar party at Marlon Brando�s house? Are you kidding? Of course I would have come.

MB: See, here�s the deal. I don�t think people like me, and so I don�t bother because, hell, ahh shucks, you know, I�. Rats. I�ll invite you next time I promise.

AM: That�s so sad. People like you. We all like you. Don�t we?

MB: Ahh shucks. Nuts.

AM: Oh. Sweet little Marlon Brando. We do love you.

MB: Oh gosh.
Do you know the first time I saw you was on the Academy Awards in like, 1959. You were like fifteen or something. And I turned to somebody, I think it was Karl Malden�

AM: Oh, Karl. What a dear.

MB: I just want to eat you up. Anyway, I said �she�s a dish�.

AM: Oh. That�s so sweet. Thank you, Marlon. That�s so sweet.

MB: Yeah I did. Then in �Bye Bye Birdie� and �Kitten With A Whip�. You were so sweet.

AM: Oh, your the sweet one. I loved making those movies, and you're right the Oscars were my first TV show. Bob Hope was so kind to me. All men have been so kind to me.

MB: Men kind. I�ll just bet they have been.
Ann-Margaret, I just want to eat you with a spoon.

AM: Oh! Marlon. What a sweetheart.

MB: And Ozzy Nelson it was�

OO: Bugiiez? With a spoon?

MB: Good night.

LP: The Marlon Brando Show is a Jim-Far, Mar-Bran, Doug-Wug, Harpo Productions Production.
Marlon Brando�s wardrobe by The Magic Castle.
This blog is recorded.

Jim Farris presents Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain.
Now on a five second delay for your protection!




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2011716 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2004-07-06 12:29 PM Remembering "The Marlon Brando Show" Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0) We continue our look back at "The Marlon Brando Show" with this memorable program from March 4th, 2004. From HOLLYWOOD! It�s The Marlon Brando Show! Marlon�s guests tonight�. Rocker and TV star OZZY OSBOURNE! Beautiful actress and singer ANN-MARGRET! Plus Musical guests The Doodletown Pipers! With Sy Henderson and The Marlon Brando Orchestra. I�m Leonard Peltier. And now our very own Oscar winner! MARLON BRANDO!!!!!. MB: Thank you. Alright! Thank you. I love you already! I LOVE YOU! Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to The Marlon Brando Show. I am Marlon Brando, the host of the program and welcome back to our show. Hello, Len. Leonard Peltier ladies and gentlemen. LP: Thank you. Yes! Good evening, Mister Brando! MB: Good evening to you, Mister Peltier. How are you tonight? LP: Raring to go! MB: Raring to go? Well, I guess. Hey Len, How about those Oscars? LP: YES! MB: I had my annual Oscar party. You were their weren�t you, Len? LP: Yeah. Umm hum. Furlough. MB: I thought the show was dull. It was dull this year. That Billy Christie and his hokey songs. Whores and pimps. And everything went to that �Rings of My Lord� picture. Have you seen that one, Len? LP: �Lord Of The Rings�. No I have not sir. MB: Me neither. Did you see that director or whatever? He looked like he fell off a truck. LP: Disheveled! Yes! MB: Yeah disheveled. Good lord, what happened to glamour and excitement? When I used to not go to the Oscars it was glamorous, but now�nothing. But the food was good, right Len? LP: Yes! Excellent provisions sir! MB: Every year I make these little crab cakes in the shape of Oscars, and I made my Beef Oscar this year. LP: Yum! Good! Yes! MB: Roast beef with a light golden gravy poured over it. I cut the beef in the shape of Oscars and pour the sauce and it looks like one of those god damned awards. I even have an Oscar apron that I wear. Did you see that Len? My Oscar apron? LP: Very cute, sir. Yes! MB: Thanks chief. I think it looks darling. I really do. Ozzy Nelson. OO: What? Oh yeah. Oh? What?AmIon? MB: Hello. OO: What? Yeah? ItszOsbournemate. MB: What? Are you even talking? OO: OzbourneOzzieOsbourne. MB: Are you talking about something? OO: YEAH! You sez Nelson. Iz Osbourne. MB: Yeah? Where are you from? OO: England mate. Idint it England? Yeah IzEnglandmate. MB: Is that some kind of accent? OO: I dunno. Iguezzzoomate MB: I�m guessing you said it is. What are you? What do you do? OO: Rockmate! Imzzee RockerandTVizzwha idoo. MB: You have a show or something that you do? OO: YezzonTele. TV. Wid me family. MB: You ate a bug? OO: Snakesmate. Iate a znake HA HA HA HA. MB: Somebody told me you ate a bug. OO: I did? Well imusta, ayy mate? MB: I�ve eaten bugs in my time. OO: YOU! Eats debugz? MB: Oh sure. Sometimes I eat them for fun. On my island. OO: Eatz buggiez onyou iszlandz for fun? YOU? MB: Oh yes. I enjoy the bugs. Snails, that kind of thing. OO: ManIzaadonno. Snailies? Buggiez? You? Onzeizlanz. Man! HA! ha ha. MB: But of course. Beautiful Ann-Margret. AM: Hello. Hello, Mister Brando. MB: My lord, look how beautiful. Isn�t she beautiful, Ozzie? OO: Buggiez an snaliezy onz se islands! MB: How are you my dear? AM: Fine. It�s really great to be here on your show. I love you. MB: You make me blush. My god you're still stunning. You are what? Like sixty now? My lord. AM: Yes, well somewhere in there. Hey, Marlon. May I call you Marlon? MB: If you don�t I�ll be upset. AM: I�m upset that you didn�t invite me to our party. MB: Oh. Well, would you have come? AM: Of course. An Oscar party at Marlon Brando�s house? Are you kidding? Of course I would have come. MB: See, here�s the deal. I don�t think people like me, and so I don�t bother because, hell, ahh shucks, you know, I�. Rats. I�ll invite you next time I promise. AM: That�s so sad. People like you. We all like you. Don�t we? MB: Ahh shucks. Nuts. AM: Oh. Sweet little Marlon Brando. We do love you. MB: Oh gosh. Do you know the first time I saw you was on the Academy Awards in like, 1959. You were like fifteen or something. And I turned to somebody, I think it was Karl Malden� AM: Oh, Karl. What a dear. MB: I just want to eat you up. Anyway, I said �she�s a dish�. AM: Oh. That�s so sweet. Thank you, Marlon. That�s so sweet. MB: Yeah I did. Then in �Bye Bye Birdie� and �Kitten With A Whip�. You were so sweet. AM: Oh, your the sweet one. I loved making those movies, and you're right the Oscars were my first TV show. Bob Hope was so kind to me. All men have been so kind to me. MB: Men kind. I�ll just bet they have been. Ann-Margaret, I just want to eat you with a spoon. AM: Oh! Marlon. What a sweetheart. MB: And Ozzy Nelson it was� OO: Bugiiez? With a spoon? MB: Good night. LP: The Marlon Brando Show is a Jim-Far, Mar-Bran, Doug-Wug, Harpo Productions Production. Marlon Brando�s wardrobe by The Magic Castle. This blog is recorded. Jim Farris presents Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain. Now on a five second delay for your protection! Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top