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Today’s guest: Mary Cheney.

Now, from our New York STNews World Headquarters in New Jersey is chief meterologist and your host, Connie Chung.



CC: Good afternoon and welcome to One on One. I’m Connie Chung.
Today my guest is the lesbian lover, sorry, the lesbian daughter of Dick Cheney.
Lesbian daughter, Mary Cheney, welcome to One on One.


MC: Hello.



CC: Mary Cheney, you are gay. A lesbian gay. You are out, right?


MC: Look, that’s not the issue.



CC: But you outted yourself as a lesbian. you are a lesbian gay woman, you have said that haven’t you?


MC: Yes, but…



CC: So if someone calls you a lesbian, if they say “here’s lesbian Mary” your OK with that. I mean you have described yourself as a lesbian, so you have probably looked in the mirror and said “here’s lesbian Mary” haven’t you?


MC: No.



CC: No?


MC: No.



CC: Is that a “regular no” or a “lesbian no”?


MC: That’s just “no”.



CC: Alright. It’s going to be hard to do an interview with you, lesbian Mary Cheney, if you evade my lesbian questions.


MC: Look, I am Mary, just…



CC: … lesbian Mary Cheney. Just lesbian Mary Cheney. I respect that.


MC: I don’t like being…



CC: Lesbian? Believe me I know, but you are a lesbian, lesbian Mary Cheney.


MC: I thought we were going to discuss…



CC: … you as a lesbian Mary Cheney, daughter of the first lesbian daughtered vice president of The Unites States, lesbian daughtered Dick Cheney.


MC: I’m not comfortable…



CC: Yeah, right. Now look, lesbian Mary, a lot of people in politics give you a pass when it comes to you supporting the Republican ticket because your father is lesbian lover Dick Cheney. But you have always been a conservative lesbian. Conservative Lesbian Mary Cheney.


MC: I could rip your head off.



CC: Oh. Butch lesbian Mary. After you came out of the closet as a lesbian, you worked for Coors brewery, you went around the country and tried to get gay and lesbian bars, since you’re a lesbian yourself, to stock Coors beer, even though Coors is a right wing anti gay company, didn’t you Lesbian Mary?


MC: Yes, but…



CC: Wouldn’t that be like a Jew going around to Jewish bars in Germany in 1933 and trying to get them to stock Nazibrew Beer?


MC: That’s outrageous!



CC: I’m glad you agree, Lesbian Mary.


MC: Fuck this. I’m out of here!



CC: Butch? Come back butch.





CC: Butch left. Thank you Lesbian Mary “Butch” Cheney.
I’m Connie “Fem” Chung.

Join us at ST tomorrow for an all new episode of “4 Is Enough” with

Ben and Emma Lain.

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