Silly Thinking

(The following is a paid political program)

GB: I’m George W. Bush and I approved this message.

(Female) voice over: John Kerry is to far out of the mainstream for America.

JK: I did vote for the 87 million dollars, before I voted against it.

FVO: John Kerry has changed his position on every issue facing this country nine times.

JK: Good evening.

JK: Good night.

FVO: 9 TIMES!

JK: It’s great to be here in Cincinnati.

JK: I love being here, in Pensacola.

FVO: John Kerry supports an unwinnable war in Iraq.

JK: …reminiscent of Genghis Kahn… beheadings of bodies….

FVO: A war liberals like John Kerry and John Edwards demanded.

JK: I did vote for the 87 million dollars…

FVO: Before they changed thier minds.

JK: Before I voted against it.

FVO: George Bush declared the “unwinnable war” won, over a year ago.

FVO: But John Kerry wants it to go on for five years.

JK: I have a plan to get us out of Iraq in five years.

FVO: Five Years? George Bush declared the war over more than a year ago.

FVO But John Kerry just doesn’t get it.

FVO George W. Bush.

FVO Decisive leadership.

FVO: After 9/11…


FVO: … we need a new direction.

GB: I’m George W. Bush, and I approved this message.