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Here, from our New York World News Headquarters in New Jersey,

is chief meteorologist, and senior fellow at Fellows and Gals University Dan Rather Center for Fictional Journalism: Connie Chung.

CC: Introduced by a, for him, happy looking Dick Cheney who called the President “Wise and Firm” and “an exceptional American” A jubilant President George W. Bush gleefully made his acceptance speech moments ago at 3 pm eastern time. The President said John Kerry was gracious in defeat and waged a spirited campaign.
He thanked “the architect” of his campaign the brilliant, but evil, Karl Rove, and said that we are entering “A Season of Hope”.
The President spoke of “Family and Faith” and “Freedom and Faith”.
Bush has won his second term with a larger majority of Republicans in the house and senate, and the largest popular vote in the history of the country.
Bill Pullman?

BP:

CC: Alright. See you soon.

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