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Now, from our New York STNews World Headquarters in New Jersey is chief meterologist and your host, Connie Chung.




CC: Hello and welcome back to “1 0n 1”. I’m Connie Chung.
With Colin Powell out, and Condoleezza Rice nominated as the new Secretary of State, we thought we would check with our old friend, an ST contributor, and a former Secretary of State under President Nixon, and Nobel Peace Prize winner, Doctor Henry Kissinger.
Good morning Doctor Kissinger.


HK: Vell, uhh, Good morning, uhh.. Connie Kong.



CC: Vell, er, well, Doctor Kissinger, Colin Powell is said to be the moderate voice in the Bush White House, and that his record will be tarnished by not standing for his belief’s and, instead, becoming a water carrier for this administration.


HK: Vell, my little poopsy, you know, uhh, vell, uhh, Powell is a good man, I mean, you know, Da Secretary of State is not de President, you know…



CC: Yes, but Mister Doctor Secretary, when you served in the Nixon White House…


HK: Yes, vell, he was a nut job.



CC: Granted. But didn’t you state your views instead of buckling under? I mean. would you have gone to the U.N. and lied, knowingly?


HK: Vell, honesty and honor, I mean, what are you… I mean, where do you live?



CC: I get it.


HK: Dis is Bush America, he makes Nixon look like Thomas Jefferson.



CC: Now, Doctor Kissinger, your not in the country right now, where are you?


HK: In da Sudan.



CC: Are you there on a diplomatic mission?


HK: Ha ha. No. I’m on my book tour.



CC: In the Sudan?


HK: They are voracious readers, here. Great untapped market.



CC: What’s the book?


HK: Oh, da book? Ya, “I, Henry”. It’s my autobiography of me.



CC: As you travel around the globe, how do you find America fairing internationally?


HK: Vell, people like the American people, vell, not so much anymore. In fact the people of America and policies of the government have become one for the first time.
It’s all bad. Remember Papa Doc in Haiti?



CC: Yes.


HK: Vell, worse than that.



CC: Oh… dear. And do you think Condeelleezza Rice will make a good Secretary of State?


HK: Yes. I met her at a Standard Oil luncheon on the environment a few years ago. After we all laughed our heads off, we talked. She is not a dummy…



CC: Thank you…


HK: …but dry as a bone. I mean no sexuality at all. No moisture.



CC: OK.


HK: I’ve never seen anything like it. No sexual thoughts. None.



CC: Interesting. Thank you Henry Kissinger.


HK: Mamie Eisenhower was moister.

ST IS… moist!