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2005-01-13 1:24 AM Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (2)
“Doctors And Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit” When doctors and nurses get sick they come to this big city hospital for care, and when someone dies mysteriously, they call in The Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit.
Episode 8
In an operating room.
Dr: Alright nurse, I’m ready for the incision. Could I have the clamp?
N: Yes, Doctor.
Dr: He’s flatlined. Nurse the paddles.
Dr: One, two three….
Dr: One, two three….
N: He’s not responding doctor.
Dr: I know that, nurse. Let’s try it again. One… two… three…
N: I’m afraid it’s no use doctor.
TD: I’ll take over now doctor and nurse.
N: Tippi Daniels, chief investigator of Doctors and Nurses Hospital Investigation unit! What are you doing here?
D: Yes. Who are you and what are you doing here?
TD: My job doctor and nurse as Tippi Daniels…
Patient: I… uh. Hello?
TD:… Chief Investigator of Doctors and….
Patient: I’m feeling better.
N: Doctor. The patient.
Dr: I see that. Save your speech Ms. Daniels.
TD: MISS Daniels.
Dr: Ms. Miss, get out of my way. I’ve got a patient to save!
TD: … and Nurses Hospital Investigation…
Dr: Out of my way.
TD: …Unit.
(24 hours later)
(in the commissary)
CA: Wow Tippi. What happened in that operating room?
TD: I don’t know Chief Administrator. That patient should have died. Maybe I’m loosing my touch.
CA: Touch?
Man at next table: I… I…
Woman: Oh my God. Frank! Frank! Are you alright?
TD: That’s alright Miss...
W: MS!
TD: Really? Hum. Anyway. I’ll take over now, and do my job as Doctors and Nurses…
M: Ha ha! Fooled you. I really had you going.
W: Oh Frank. You scared me.
TD: …Hospital. Oh Fuck.
Cop: Alright you, come along.
TD: Forget it Tom. He was kidding.
Cop: But…
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