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“Doctors And Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit”

When doctors and nurses get sick they come to this big city hospital for care, and when someone dies mysteriously, they call in The Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit.

Episode 8



In an operating room.


Dr: Alright nurse, I’m ready for the incision. Could I have the clamp?



N: Yes, Doctor.




Dr: He’s flatlined. Nurse the paddles.


Dr: One, two three….


Dr: One, two three….



N: He’s not responding doctor.


Dr: I know that, nurse. Let’s try it again.
One… two… three…



N: I’m afraid it’s no use doctor.



TD: I’ll take over now doctor and nurse.



N: Tippi Daniels, chief investigator of Doctors and Nurses Hospital Investigation unit! What are you doing here?


D: Yes. Who are you and what are you doing here?



TD: My job doctor and nurse as Tippi Daniels…


Patient: I… uh. Hello?



TD:… Chief Investigator of Doctors and….


Patient: I’m feeling better.



N: Doctor. The patient.


Dr: I see that. Save your speech Ms. Daniels.



TD: MISS Daniels.


Dr: Ms. Miss, get out of my way. I’ve got a patient to save!



TD: … and Nurses Hospital Investigation…


Dr: Out of my way.



TD: …Unit.




(24 hours later)


(in the commissary)



CA: Wow Tippi. What happened in that operating room?



TD: I don’t know Chief Administrator. That patient should have died. Maybe I’m loosing my touch.



CA: Touch?


Man at next table: I… I…


Woman: Oh my God. Frank! Frank! Are you alright?



TD: That’s alright Miss...


W: MS!



TD: Really? Hum. Anyway. I’ll take over now, and do my job as Doctors and Nurses…


M: Ha ha! Fooled you. I really had you going.


W: Oh Frank. You scared me.



TD: …Hospital. Oh Fuck.


Cop: Alright you, come along.



TD: Forget it Tom. He was kidding.


Cop: But…



CA: Touch?

Tune in next time for another exciting episode of Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit!



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