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![]() Silly Thinking*with Jim Farris* ![]() 2011926 Curiosities served |
2005-01-13 1:24 AM Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (2) ![]() “Doctors And Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit” When doctors and nurses get sick they come to this ![]() Episode 8 ![]() In an operating room. ![]() Dr: Alright nurse, I’m ready for the incision. Could I have the clamp? ![]() N: Yes, Doctor. ![]() ![]() Dr: He’s flatlined. Nurse the paddles. ![]() Dr: One, two three…. ![]() Dr: One, two three…. ![]() N: He’s not responding doctor. ![]() Dr: I know that, nurse. Let’s try it again. One… two… three… ![]() N: I’m afraid it’s no use doctor. ![]() TD: I’ll take over now doctor and nurse. ![]() N: Tippi Daniels, chief investigator of Doctors and Nurses Hospital Investigation unit! What are you doing here? ![]() D: Yes. Who are you and what are you doing here? ![]() TD: My job doctor and nurse as Tippi Daniels… ![]() Patient: I… uh. Hello? ![]() TD:… Chief Investigator of Doctors and…. ![]() Patient: I’m feeling better. ![]() N: Doctor. The patient. ![]() Dr: I see that. Save your speech Ms. Daniels. ![]() TD: MISS Daniels. ![]() Dr: Ms. Miss, get out of my way. I’ve got a patient to save! ![]() TD: … and Nurses Hospital Investigation… ![]() Dr: Out of my way. ![]() TD: …Unit. ![]() (24 hours later) ![]() (in the commissary) ![]() CA: Wow Tippi. What happened in that operating room? ![]() TD: I don’t know Chief Administrator. That patient should have died. Maybe I’m loosing my touch. ![]() CA: Touch? ![]() Man at next table: I… I… ![]() Woman: Oh my God. Frank! Frank! Are you alright? ![]() TD: That’s alright Miss... ![]() W: MS! ![]() TD: Really? Hum. Anyway. I’ll take over now, and do my job as Doctors and Nurses… ![]() M: Ha ha! Fooled you. I really had you going. ![]() W: Oh Frank. You scared me. ![]() TD: …Hospital. Oh Fuck. ![]() Cop: Alright you, come along. ![]() TD: Forget it Tom. He was kidding. ![]() Cop: But… ![]() CA: Touch? Tune in next time for another exciting episode of Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit! Read/Post Comments (2) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top |
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