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Here is your host, Peter Graves.

PG: Joey Snider and Lester have been entertaining the world for thirty years. But behind the scenes they don’t get along. Lets visit them in their dressing room, backstage in a fashionable hotel, not in Las Vegas or New York, but just to the south of STS/FX.

(A Fashionable hotel)

(Dressing Room)

JS: Yeah Bobby. Look I’ve got you on the speaker phone.
What do you mean why?

Lester:

JS: Because your our agent, that’s why. And I thought Lester and I should hear what you have to say.
Look, this is a nice place. But, come on, were stars. Not an opening act.
I mean Tiffany’s great, but frankly, not exactly a big draw.

L: She’s past her prime.

JS: No, that was Lester. Yes I agree. Look we need better bookings.
Well do what you can. Goodbye.

L: You weren’t firm enough.

JS: Look, quit criticizing me. I did what I thought was best.

L: Criticizing? I wasn’t criticizing. I just thought…

Tiffany: Hi guys!

JS: Tiffany. Great to see you.

T: Yeah great. Knock ‘em dead tonight you two.

JS: OH. You know us.

T: Yeah. Uh, Lester…

L: Yeah?

T: Are we still on for that late supper in your suite after the show?

L: Yeah sweet cakes. Can’t wait.

T: Groovy!

L: Alright kitten. Your great.

T: see you studley. Bye Joey.

JS: Bye Tiffany. Lester, your going out with Tiffany after the show?

L: Yeah. She’s hot.

JS: But you just said she’s past her prime.

L: That’s business. But she’s what’s available and she’s hot tonight.

JS: You are cold man.

L: Don’t criticize me. Just because your small and old and don’t get any.

JS: You bastard. You don’t care about anybody but your self. I ought to take your head off.

L: Don’t touch me Joey. Don’t come near me you putz. Or I’ll take your head off.

JS: Yes sir.

L: That’s better. You know, I’d like to direct.

PG: Well, whose the dummy? That’s for you to decide. I’d like to thank our guests tonight: Danny as Lester,
Judge Reinhold as Joey and special guest Tiffany as herself.
See you next time on STS/FX.




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2011927 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2005-01-14 1:37 AM STS/FX: Knock On Wood Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0) STS/FX Here is your host, Peter Graves. PG: Joey Snider and Lester have been entertaining the world for thirty years. But behind the scenes they don’t get along. Lets visit them in their dressing room, backstage in a fashionable hotel, not in Las Vegas or New York, but just to the south of STS/FX. (A Fashionable hotel) (Dressing Room) JS: Yeah Bobby. Look I’ve got you on the speaker phone. What do you mean why? Lester: JS: Because your our agent, that’s why. And I thought Lester and I should hear what you have to say. Look, this is a nice place. But, come on, were stars. Not an opening act. I mean Tiffany’s great, but frankly, not exactly a big draw. L: She’s past her prime. JS: No, that was Lester. Yes I agree. Look we need better bookings. Well do what you can. Goodbye. L: You weren’t firm enough. JS: Look, quit criticizing me. I did what I thought was best. L: Criticizing? I wasn’t criticizing. I just thought… Tiffany: Hi guys! JS: Tiffany. Great to see you. T: Yeah great. Knock ‘em dead tonight you two. JS: OH. You know us. T: Yeah. Uh, Lester… L: Yeah? T: Are we still on for that late supper in your suite after the show? L: Yeah sweet cakes. Can’t wait. T: Groovy! L: Alright kitten. Your great. T: see you studley. Bye Joey. JS: Bye Tiffany. Lester, your going out with Tiffany after the show? L: Yeah. She’s hot. JS: But you just said she’s past her prime. L: That’s business. But she’s what’s available and she’s hot tonight. JS: You are cold man. L: Don’t criticize me. Just because your small and old and don’t get any. JS: You bastard. You don’t care about anybody but your self. I ought to take your head off. L: Don’t touch me Joey. Don’t come near me you putz. Or I’ll take your head off. JS: Yes sir. L: That’s better. You know, I’d like to direct. PG: Well, whose the dummy? That’s for you to decide. I’d like to thank our guests tonight: Danny as Lester, Judge Reinhold as Joey and special guest Tiffany as herself. See you next time on STS/FX. Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top