Silly Thinking

STNews presents





A Special Report.

THE PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION.


Here, from the National Mall in Washington D.C. is Chief ST News Anchor and Senior meteorologist, Connie Chung.



CC: Good afternoon again.

CC:Well, the presidential inauguration parade is over, but the pomp and circumstance is not. Which float did you like the best, Bill Pullman, the man who played the president in the movie “Independence Day”?


BP: Thank you Connie. I liked the tyranny float.





CC: I like that one from Wyoming saluting Vice President Dick Cheney.



BP: Swell.



CC: Now we look ahead to an evening of balls. Presidential balls.
Bill is there anything on earth quite like Presidential Balls?


BP: No Connie. President’s Ball’s are legendary. In our recent history Bill Clinton’s balls had the whole town talking. And John Kennedy’s ball’s were legendary.



CC: The amount spent on ball’s this years is extraordinary.


BP: Well, speaking as a man, a citizen of this great land, you can’t spend too much on balls. Connie.



CC: Thank you Bill. Did you have any balls when you played the President?


BP: Oh yes Connie. I had Balls. But they were cut out of the picture. But I had balls. I have tried to have balls in all my movies since then.



CC: I think we’ve ridden this dead horse into the ground.

ST.. Dead Horse!