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STNews presents





A Special Report.

A Preview of The State of The Union Adress.


Here, from the National Mall in Washington D.C. is Chief ST News Anchor and Senior meteorologist, Connie Chung.



CC: Good morning and welcome to ST's State of the Union Preview. I’m Connie Chung, and joining me is the man who played the President in the film “Independence Day”, Bill Pullman.


BP: Hi.



CC: Bill, what should we expect from the President tonight?


BP: He’ll come into to the hall and shake republican hands and smile and laugh a few times. Then there will be choreographed tumultuous applause, by the Republicans. The President will begin to speak and be interrupted a thousand times by a huge amount of planned ovations.
He will declare victory in the fight for freedom by talking about the Iraqi elections, and somehow that will mean we must gut and privatize Social Security.



CC: Is that it?


BP: Sitting with Mrs. Bush, the mechanical Laura, will be Iraqi voters, children, and a sailor that had his pecker blown off but could still fuck Laura in the vestibule and…



CC: Alright. Sounds great. we’ll be back with a full report on the speech later on, right here at ST. Join us.

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