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A Special Report.

The State of The Union Adress.

Here, from the National Mall in Washington D.C. is Chief ST News Anchor and Senior meteorologist, Connie Chung.

CC: A President, sounding direct, almost Imperial as an internationalist, defended his views and presidency as he defended Iraq, warned North Korea, Iran, and others, and celebrated Iraqi elections, and talked of changing social security. Bill Pullman, the man who played the president in the film “Independence Day”, joins me now. Bill, what did you think?

BP: The president was interrupted 66 times for choreographed standing ovations in a 54 minute address. But was booed on social security changes by democrats, and applauded, in a partisan manner on that issue, personal social security accounts, and the constitutional marriage amendment.
Meanwhile Dick Cheney, the vice president, looked like Old Man Potter from “It’s A Wonderful Life”, during the social security portion of death’s speech. Later he turned bright pink and took a pill on camera.
There was a truly moving moment during the speech when a dead soldiers family was embraced by an Iraqi citizen.
I just wish the president and his minions weren’t so devious; so that I suspect what might have been a real moment may have been something planned and plotted by old Man Potter and his cronies.
Connie?

CC Now Nancy Pelosi and some other democrat are droning on about how they would be better. Do you believe it Bill?

BP: When Bush spoke of better health opportunities for African Americans, and rights for minorities and women, he sounded like a Democrat. I think if we want Democrats, we might as well get the real deal instead of cheesy look-alikes.

CC: When Republicans want to sound like sane people and not greedy bigots they always sound like Democrats.

BP: Let’s go with the Democrats then.

CC: But the Democrats via the last election sounded cloudy and messed up.

BP: So the people that best state Democratic values are Republicans who are bull shitting for support.

CC: Right.

BP: Weird.

CC: Welcome to now.
Thanks for being with us. Goodnight.

ST NEWS IS.. uh, forget it.




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2011949 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2005-02-02 7:28 PM STSpecial Report: State of The Union Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0) STNews presents A Special Report. The State of The Union Adress. Here, from the National Mall in Washington D.C. is Chief ST News Anchor and Senior meteorologist, Connie Chung. CC: A President, sounding direct, almost Imperial as an internationalist, defended his views and presidency as he defended Iraq, warned North Korea, Iran, and others, and celebrated Iraqi elections, and talked of changing social security. Bill Pullman, the man who played the president in the film “Independence Day”, joins me now. Bill, what did you think? BP: The president was interrupted 66 times for choreographed standing ovations in a 54 minute address. But was booed on social security changes by democrats, and applauded, in a partisan manner on that issue, personal social security accounts, and the constitutional marriage amendment. Meanwhile Dick Cheney, the vice president, looked like Old Man Potter from “It’s A Wonderful Life”, during the social security portion of death’s speech. Later he turned bright pink and took a pill on camera. There was a truly moving moment during the speech when a dead soldiers family was embraced by an Iraqi citizen. I just wish the president and his minions weren’t so devious; so that I suspect what might have been a real moment may have been something planned and plotted by old Man Potter and his cronies. Connie? CC Now Nancy Pelosi and some other democrat are droning on about how they would be better. Do you believe it Bill? BP: When Bush spoke of better health opportunities for African Americans, and rights for minorities and women, he sounded like a Democrat. I think if we want Democrats, we might as well get the real deal instead of cheesy look-alikes. CC: When Republicans want to sound like sane people and not greedy bigots they always sound like Democrats. BP: Let’s go with the Democrats then. CC: But the Democrats via the last election sounded cloudy and messed up. BP: So the people that best state Democratic values are Republicans who are bull shitting for support. CC: Right. BP: Weird. CC: Welcome to now. Thanks for being with us. Goodnight. ST NEWS IS.. uh, forget it. Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top