Silly Thinking

Doug: I can't wait until I'm rich and famous and the revolution comes! Oh...what's that? Where did you come from?


Andre Breton: I have come from the past, and I go to the future. I am in the dream and yet I am awake!


Doug: You're Andre Breton! Can I have your autograph?


Breton: Of course! But I must insist that you refrain from humping my leg.


Ben: Papa, Simon just flushed our DVD collection down the toilet. Oh, hello. Who are you?


Breton: I am Andre Breton, a surrealist!


Ben: That's pretty old hat, isn't it? Surrealism? Didn't the surrealist show their ineptitude during World War 2? You guys went into hiding, did nothing. Besides, I prefer Magical Realism.


Doug: What are you saying? Ben, shhhh!


Breton: Who is this monkey boy?


Doug: I have no idea. I've never seen him before.


Breton: He is your son?


Doug: No! No no no...I've never seen him. Don't leave.


Dali: Hello! It is I, the King of SURREAL! Do you wish to buy soap?


Breton: I must swallow a bicycle. Why does this cur plague me?


Dali: Look, my moustache!


Breton: I am ill.


Doug: What's happening? Why don't you love each other. What about the revolution and becoming rich and famous?


Breton: You make me sick with your talk. I must leave now.


Dali: Look, my moustache!


Ben: Neat trick. What about the DVDs though?


Doug: Mr. Breton! Mr. Breton! I'm sorry.


Dali: I have a Rolls Royce! Voila!


Doug: I can't...wait...until...


Dali: Would you care for a mint?


Doug: It's hopeless.

THE END?