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“BLOGGERS”
(“Bloggers” is recorded in front of a live audience)
He’s a Conservative Christian Activist
(Marjoe Gortner)
and he’s so far left he thinks Howard Zinn is working as a stooge for the White House.
(Al Franken)
When their wives leave them and they move into an apartment together it’s a wacky Cyber Odd Couple or as we like to call them…
“Bloggers”
(The Bloggers Apartment)
Al: John, hurry up. I’m going to the store right now, what do you want me to get for you?
J: Just a minute Al. I’ll be done in a minute.
Al: What are you doing anyhow?
J: I’m just sending out 60,000 e-mails demanding that Terri Shiavo’s tubes get reconnected.
Al: What? You obviously don’t know a thing about this. It’s not tubes but one feeding tube, and this is, perhaps, the most ridiculous thing the Republicans have done yet.
J: Ridiculous uhh? I’ll have you know that our great President cut his vacation short to sign this emergency legislation.
Al: Yeah I know. This guy wouldn’t come off vacation for a war or a tsunami but this stupid piece of legislation that covers this one woman, he ran back to the White House too prove he was pro life. Pro vegetable is more like it. They should be ashamed.
J: I’m hoping to get a bill that covers just me. I love politics.
Al: Yeah. I’d love to stick your tube back in.
J: You know Al, you may be a godless liberal but I love you. I don’t mean in a cyber gay sex way. But almost like a person.
Al: (Sigh).
ST IS… Pro Vegetable!
(“Bloggers” is recorded in front of a live audience)
He’s a Conservative Christian Activist
(Marjoe Gortner)
and he’s so far left he thinks Howard Zinn is working as a stooge for the White House.
(Al Franken)
When their wives leave them and they move into an apartment together it’s a wacky Cyber Odd Couple or as we like to call them…
“Bloggers”
(The Bloggers Apartment)
Al: John, hurry up. I’m going to the store right now, what do you want me to get for you?
J: Just a minute Al. I’ll be done in a minute.
Al: What are you doing anyhow?
J: I’m just sending out 60,000 e-mails demanding that Terri Shiavo’s tubes get reconnected.
Al: What? You obviously don’t know a thing about this. It’s not tubes but one feeding tube, and this is, perhaps, the most ridiculous thing the Republicans have done yet.
J: Ridiculous uhh? I’ll have you know that our great President cut his vacation short to sign this emergency legislation.
Al: Yeah I know. This guy wouldn’t come off vacation for a war or a tsunami but this stupid piece of legislation that covers this one woman, he ran back to the White House too prove he was pro life. Pro vegetable is more like it. They should be ashamed.
J: I’m hoping to get a bill that covers just me. I love politics.
Al: Yeah. I’d love to stick your tube back in.
J: You know Al, you may be a godless liberal but I love you. I don’t mean in a cyber gay sex way. But almost like a person.
Al: (Sigh).
ST IS… Pro Vegetable!
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