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Here is your host, Peter Graves.



PG: Hello again and welcome to another visit into the unknown here on STS/FX.
Tonight were going to journey into the future so buckle your seat belt and hold on as we look into our STS/FX crystal balls and visit “Earth 2020”!


“Earth 2020”


Portland, Oregon, January, 2020.


Radio Announcer: … and the weather today is still a perfect seventy four degrees and sunny. Meanwhile in what was Los Angeles the blood mud, that surfaced during the perpetual earthquake, is still forming and consuming life protein so stay clear of the forbidden zone.
Now more music on AM 620.


Doug: Jim! Come on, I’ve got air bus ready. If we don’t leave now we won’t get to the S T studios for that merger meeting.


Jim: Where’s my soup?


Doug:Watcha you talking about?
We don’t have time for that now.


Jim: Remember when ST was called the internet and people had all those choices?


Doug: That was a long time ago, before the silly humans knew what was good for them.


Jim: And Ben and Emma changed internet with that licensing deal.


Doug: Those kids of mine.


Jim: That reminds me, is Simon out of prison?


Doug: We can talk about that on airbus. Are you ready?


Jim: Yes… oh oh.


Doug: oh oh. What oh oh?


Jim: I doodied myself again.


Doug: Grandpa!


Jim: I poopied.


Doug: You know, that’s not cute when you talk like that.


Jim:…


Doug: I wish I could blame that on your age but you’ve been doing that for thirty years.


Jim: Where’s my soup?


Doug (Sigh.)



PG: It may be the future but some things don’t change. We’d like to thank our special guest stars tonight Gary Coleman as Doug and William Shatner as Jim.
See you next time on STS/FX!

Internet is ST!!!


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