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“Doctors And Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit”

With tonight's SPECIAL GUEST STARS...

Wayne Newton... and...

Don Rickles.

When doctors and nurses get sick they come to this

big city hospital for care, and when someone dies mysteriously, they call in The Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit.

(Episode 14)

CA: Gosh Tippi! Everything’s going fine here at Doctors And Nurses Hospital.

TD: Yes Chief Administrator I’ve got to admit it’s been quiet lately.

CA: Thanks to you Tippi.

TD: Don’t touch me.

CA: Anyway. It’s a good thing too, because Las Vegas legend Wayne Newton is staying here for a few tests.

TD: Yeah well that’s grea… did you say Wayne Newton?

CA: Yeah, you know “Donkey Shane”. That Wayne Newton.

TD: Oh my God. He’s dreamy! What room is he in Chief?

CA: Three forty two, but….

TD: I’ll be in touch.

CA: Touch? Tippi? Tippi?

(In room 342)

WN: Gee Don it was awfully nice of you to come down here and be with me during this time of uncertainty.

DR: Uncertainty? What uncertainty Wayne? Your having some more hair transplants. I mean your not as young as you used to be, but that hair looks like my dog’s hair brush bristles.

WN: ha ha ha. What does that mean?

DR: What do you care? My wife is sitting around that house right now saying “I don’t have many jewels for a Jew” and your worried about a hair brush.

WN: Ha ha. Oh Don, your hilarious. You should come with me to Iraq on that USO tour I’m doing.

DR: Yeah great Wayne. Two places a Jew comic doesn’t play: Berlin and Muslim countries. You do the math, dummy.

WN: Ha ha.

TD: Alright Mister Rickles I’ll take over now.

DR: Whose the dummy broad?

TD: Just my job, Tippi Daniels Doctors and Nurses….

DR: Yeah I watch the show dummy. Hey Tippi you're always giving blow….

WN: Nice to meet you Nurse Daniels. I’m Wayne Newton.

TD: Oh Mister Newton I’m you biggest fan. I may faint.

DR: Don’t step on the tubes dummy. You almost killed Wayne.

WN: Get her out of here. She almost killed me!

TD: Mister Rickles, if I give you a blow… uhm, will you leave me alone in here with Mister Newton?

WN: Don’t do it Don, for the love of God!!

DR: Shut up Dummy. I’m unzipping Mister Happy right now and a rocket will go off!

WN: (Sigh.)

Be sure to be with us tomorrow for the new dramatic hit “Doctors And Nurses Hospital: Security Protection Unit”

ST IS!!!!




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2012022 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2005-04-11 1:53 AM Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit WITH SPECIAL GUEST STARS WAYNE NEWTON AND DON RICKLES! Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0) “Doctors And Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit” With tonight's SPECIAL GUEST STARS... Wayne Newton... and... Don Rickles. When doctors and nurses get sick they come to this big city hospital for care, and when someone dies mysteriously, they call in The Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit. (Episode 14) CA: Gosh Tippi! Everything’s going fine here at Doctors And Nurses Hospital. TD: Yes Chief Administrator I’ve got to admit it’s been quiet lately. CA: Thanks to you Tippi. TD: Don’t touch me. CA: Anyway. It’s a good thing too, because Las Vegas legend Wayne Newton is staying here for a few tests. TD: Yeah well that’s grea… did you say Wayne Newton? CA: Yeah, you know “Donkey Shane”. That Wayne Newton. TD: Oh my God. He’s dreamy! What room is he in Chief? CA: Three forty two, but…. TD: I’ll be in touch. CA: Touch? Tippi? Tippi? (In room 342) WN: Gee Don it was awfully nice of you to come down here and be with me during this time of uncertainty. DR: Uncertainty? What uncertainty Wayne? Your having some more hair transplants. I mean your not as young as you used to be, but that hair looks like my dog’s hair brush bristles. WN: ha ha ha. What does that mean? DR: What do you care? My wife is sitting around that house right now saying “I don’t have many jewels for a Jew” and your worried about a hair brush. WN: Ha ha. Oh Don, your hilarious. You should come with me to Iraq on that USO tour I’m doing. DR: Yeah great Wayne. Two places a Jew comic doesn’t play: Berlin and Muslim countries. You do the math, dummy. WN: Ha ha. TD: Alright Mister Rickles I’ll take over now. DR: Whose the dummy broad? TD: Just my job, Tippi Daniels Doctors and Nurses…. DR: Yeah I watch the show dummy. Hey Tippi you're always giving blow…. WN: Nice to meet you Nurse Daniels. I’m Wayne Newton. TD: Oh Mister Newton I’m you biggest fan. I may faint. DR: Don’t step on the tubes dummy. You almost killed Wayne. WN: Get her out of here. She almost killed me! TD: Mister Rickles, if I give you a blow… uhm, will you leave me alone in here with Mister Newton? WN: Don’t do it Don, for the love of God!! DR: Shut up Dummy. I’m unzipping Mister Happy right now and a rocket will go off! WN: (Sigh.) Be sure to be with us tomorrow for the new dramatic hit “Doctors And Nurses Hospital: Security Protection Unit” ST IS!!!! Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top