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2005-04-12 1:33 AM Doctors And Nurses Hospital: Security Protection Unit Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0) (A statement from ST: ST realizes that most Americans and Muslims are thoughtful law abiding citizens and understands that the following fiction does not reflect the moral viewpoint of the majority of Americans a/o Muslims. Now enjoy “Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Security Protection Unit”.) “Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Security Protection Unit” When Doctors and Nurses get sick they come to this big city hospital for treatment and if, for any reason, they need security a/o protection they call on the Doctors and Nurses Hospital Security Protection Unit. (Episode Two) Radio: Attention! A terrorist has taken a hostage in the Doctor and Nurses Hospital Gift Shop. Please report immediately. That is all. Over. (In Doctors And Nurses Hospital Gift Shop) Sgt: Terrorist! Release your hostage and come out with your hands up. Terrorist: No. Death to America! Sgt: I understand what you mean. We all feel that way sometimes. It’s normal. why don’t you put down the hostage and we can reason together. T: DEATH TO AMERICA! Sgt: Look. Your right. Of course your right… Chief: What are you saying? Are you insane Sergeant? Sgt: It’s called reverse psychology Chief. It’s what their teaching us eager beavers in college… SIR! C: I’ll have your badge for this Sergeant! Sgt: You can have my shield anytime bean counter, but can we talk about later, after I save the hostage’s life? C: If anybody dies here your DEAD! Just remember that college boy! Sgt: YES SIR! Terrorist! Come on… this is America. We have problems but it’s different here. Put down the hostage and lets talk this over. We can reason together. T: Really? Sgt: Yes really. Come on. T: Alright. Allah be praised! You can go. (Later in The Doctors And Nurses Hospital: Security Protection Unit Detention Area) Sgt: Come on Abdul. Speak up! I’m listening but sobbing in pain is not helping me understand… ha ha ha. Join us next time for more gritty excitement on “Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Security Protection Unit”! Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top |
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