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Papal Election Update:

Here, from Vatican City, is Connie Chung.




CC: Good afternoon. Moments ago black smoke emanated from the Sistine Chapel smokestack. That means the first vote in the Papal election has taken place at just after 7 pm Vatican time and no new Pope has been elected.
Jim Farris joins me now here in the Vatican. Jim



JF: That’s right Connie, the 115 Cardinals have probably narrowed the field a bit, maybe to ten candidates, but no decision now.



CC: Now what Jim?



JF: The Cardinals will, in all probability, have dinner, discuss the days events among themselves, and probably retire for the night and vote again tomorrow.



CC: So, what’s the final word at this time Jim?



JF: Well our Papal scoreboard shows Cardinals 115 – Pope 0.
Connie.



CC: Alright. We will have more breaking news as it happens. For now I’m Connie Chung for Jim Farris in Vatican City. Be seeing you.

ST IS!!! Black smoke!!!