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STNews presents


""Star Wars: Revenge OF The Sith" Premieres!"


An STSpecial Report”

Here, from Vatican City, is Connie Chung.



CC: Good morning. This morning at 12:01 am the new “Star Wars” movie opened on thousands of screens all over the nation. It looks like America is “Star Wars” crazy all over again!
Here, from the Demille Theatre in Manhattan, is the man who played the President in the movie “Independence Day” Bill Pullman.


BP: Yes Connie. It’s “Star Wars” fever as fans lined up here, many nerds dressed as their favorite “Star Wars characters, for hours, sometimes days to see a movie.
I talked to a loser.


BP: So you’ve been here for two weeks in line?


Loser: Yes earthling.


BP: I ought slug you in the stomach on general principle you idiot.


BP: Connie.


CC: Thank you Bill. It looks like a party out there! On the West Coast Jim Farris joins me.
Good morning Jim.


JF: Hello Connie. People have been lining up at the venerable Hollywood movie house The Chinese Theatre for hours, some for days and weeks. These people have no life at all. I talked to one of the soulless losers.



JF: So, you’ve been here for two weeks.


Loser: Yes Lord Star maker.


JF: I think I’ll strangle the life out of you on general principle.



JF: Connie.


CC: Remember when we did news stories Jim?


JF: Oh yeah Connie. Keep dreaming Sweet cakes.


CC: Well it looks like the whole country has “Star Wars” fever all over again, and now after 20 twenty years and four lousy movies George Lucas may have made another good movie.
Who’d a thunk it.
Join me again tomorrow as we milk this lousy premise to death when I host a special edition of “1 on 1” with Yoda. Until then this is Connie Chung, for the man who played the President in “Independence Day” Bill Pullman and Jim Farris, saying, see you threw the bottom of a bottle of cheap scotch.
Good night.

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