Silly Thinking

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ST1 on 1

Now, from our New York STNews World Headquarters in New Jersey is chief meterologist and your host, Connie Chung.



CC: Good morning and welcome to this special edition of ST1 on 1. Tonight our guest is the only star of all six “Star Wars” movies. Yoda.


Y: Pleased to be here I am.



CC: You talk funny.


Y: You shouldn’t say that says I.



CC: I’m sorry. I didn’t mean any…


Y: Washed up has been are you.



CC: Uhmm…


Y: Hum?



CC: Yoda, what are you going to do now? Now that the “Star Wars” sags is complete.


Y: Weighing options am I. Many choices.



CC: Like what?


Y: Offered parts before have I.



CC: Uhmm… what?


Y: Was going to play “Hitch” was I. A New York date consultant was I… going to be. But Lucas wanted retakes said he. So no “Hitch” for me.



CC: Anything coming up?


Y: A new version of “Die Hard” I could be.



CC: Really? The Bruce Willis part?


Y: The terrorist I would be.



CC: Wow. Anything else?


Y: A starring role in the new movie version of “Alf” I could… be in. Uhh… says I.



CC: Well… great. Good luck in the future. Yoda everybody.


Y: Thank you says I.



CC: He’s odd. Well goodnight says I.

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