Silly Thinking

STNews presents


This is BREAKING NEWS From ST!


Here, from the National Mall in Washington D.C. is Chief ST News Anchor and Senior meteorologist, Connie Chung.



CC: The verdict is about to be revealed Jim Farris is there and will be getting the results via radio. Jim....


JF: Yes Connie the jury has said to the judge that they have reached a verdict and he has reviewed it.
It is about to be read.


CC: Well?


JF: We don't have anything yet, Connie. There are ten charges so it will take a few minutes to get all the information.


CC: Now?


JF: Connie, keep your shirt on. As soon as anything happens I will deliver it to you.


CC: Oh. OK.
In the mean time some real news continues to occur. A large jumbo transport jet has crashed in a Florida suburb, we don't think anyone is dead, but really who cares about that? Michael may go to prison.
Let's go back to Santa Maria and our Jim Farris...
Jim...


JF: The judge is still reading the paperwork and...


CC: Oh, blah blah blah. Come on... I could use some Jesus juice right now.


JF: Uh, here it is...Not guilty on first charge, not guilty on second charge, three: not guilty on lewd act with a child, four, not guilty on lewd act with child.
Five: not guilty. Six: not guilty on another lewd act.
Seven: Not Guilty on giving booze to a kid.
Eight: Not Guilty on more booze.
Nine: Not Guilty on even more booze.
and Ten: Not Guilty on even more booze.
He's free Connie.
Not guilty on all charges.


CC: Your kidding?


JF: No. He's free. And the crowd goes crazy!


CC: Oh for fuck's sake. I can't believe it. He's free!


JF: Yes Connie the District Attorney's case has been totally shown to be false. This jury, another California jury that goes nutty, found Michael totally innocent.


CC: I'm shocked.


JF: Yes Connie he "Beat it" and will be doing the moon walk.


CC: Oh shut up.We'll have more on this case as circumstances develop.
Stay with ST News!!!