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Michael Jackson: What's Next?



Here, from the National Mall in Washington D.C. is Chief ST News Anchor and Senior meteorologist, Connie Chung.


CC: Good morning. Yesterday Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, was acquitted on all counts in his child molestation case in California.
Now that he’s been cleared what will he do next? How can Michael Jackson restore the luster to his career?
Joining me to discuss that is Hollywood wacko murderer, and TV’s beloved “Baretta” Robert Blake.


RB: Yeah. What?


CC: Beloved wife murderer and All American sports icon O.J. Simpson.


OJ: Hi ladies… how ya doin? And gentlemen…


CC: And Shelly Long.


SL: Hello Connie it’s nice to be here.


CC: I’ll bet. Robert Blake what should Michael do next?


RB: I thank God man. I mean who knows what would have happened? I just thank the fans man. You know what I mean man?


CC: O.J., same question.


OJ: Look for the real killers in Florida.


CC: But there were no killers in the Jackson case.


OJ: Now whose being naive?


CC: Shelly Long, what? What the hell is with you?


SL: Thank you Connie. At this difficult time it’s good that he has his family around him.


CC: Oh my God, circus people would be better than that freak show.


OJ: No. I disagree. You need loving family around you.


CC: Target practice? Blake why don’t you chime in here.


RB: No. I don’t what the fuck man? Target practice? It’s good but not really necessary.


SL: I disagree.


OJ: No. He’s right. You don’t need it.


CC: And the debate rages on. I’m Connie Chung. Goodnight.

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