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This is BREAKING NEWS From ST!


Here, from STSpace Control at The Kennedy Space Center in Florida, is ST Chief Science Editor: Connie Chung.



CC: Good afternoon. Moments ago NASA scrubbed today’s launch of the Space Shuttle hours before it was to return to space after a two and half year wait. Junior ST Science editor Jim Farris joins me now.


JF: Yes, Connie. Good afternoon. NASA scrubbed today’s mission because of gathering storm clouds, this after the crew has been aboard for hours.



CC: Jim, can they reschedule this?


JF: No Connie, not ever.



CC:…


JF: I’m shitting with you Connie.



CC: Ha. Ha.


JF: Yes Connie, even though NASA has yet to determine when America will reschedule it’s return to space, we know it could be tomorrow, Saturday, or Wednesday, but not Friday, Sunday, Monday, or Tuesday. Connie…



CC: Why is that Jim?


JF: Hell, I don’t know.



CC: OK. Stay with ST as America Climbs Back Into Space, tomorrow, Saturday, or Wednesday, but not Friday, Sunday, Monday, or Tuesday.
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