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This is BREAKING NEWS From ST!


Here, from STSpace Control at The Kennedy Space Center in Florida, is ST Chief Science Editor: Connie Chung.



CC: We have learned that the Space Shuttle was grounded because of malfunctioning heat sensors, not bad weather, and as we access that information word has come from the Supreme Court that Chief Justice William Rehnquist, who looked insane with Star Wars striped robes, is hospitalized with a high fever.
The Chief Justice is suffering from thyroid cancer and is thought to be considering retirement, and now, we don't know his condition but do know he, is hospitalized.
If Rehnquist leaves the bench it would give President Bush two vacancies to fill and end any scraps of a fair and viable high court, that we may have.
We are doomed.
Stay with ST as we stay on the story of our ultimate end.

ST...IS DOOMED!!
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