Okay, so I had to take this crazy motorcycle trip with Scout and Cajun. One thousand miles in three days. Who does that? Here are the indecencies to which I was subjected:


I had to ride bitch the whole time. Unfair!




My captors had a great time taking pictures of me in silly places and compromising positions. This was in Colville, WA:




Here's another one they thought was so funny:




Blue Mountain Motel, our first night's lodging. I'm supposed to stay here?




They ate in front of me all the time. This time was in Twisp, WA, at the Branding Iron:




As if I can swim! Carlton, WA:




Washington Pass, on Highway 20:




The beautiful San Juan Islands:




They let me drive the Elwha ferry:




I briefly got a glimpse of Shaw Island:




We stopped at Skagit Harley-Davidson in Mt. Vernon, and I tried out one of the factory-made choppers:




At Deception Pass, Whidbey Island:




Finally, I'm home with my adoptive father and can breathe easily.

What? I'm going to WHERE?! Life is cruel!!!