An email I wrote to a friend of mine who couldn't come to a party. At least I had a clear enough mind not to call because it looks like I sent this at like 4 am.

In any event, this shows that I win at life. Once again.

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Subject: srhfdlhfpsdf

see what you smissetedcx? I am sin cackclitng mode but Iam tooopolit4e to call and cackleeeeeeew.
so Inam sending you an email hahahahheahhhaaha i ma lame!!! LAME!!!!! yo9u hould hav ebeeen here
becasuyse then you would've laughed at me.;..... and that is fuynny!!!! you are probabyly going to
remind me of whthis when im sober BUT youm whilll have to waitett a while becaussuse i wont beee
sobeeer frorr a while. hhahahahdsa.

yhuou're porbalbly gettging a kick outta this... i know everyone elasse is becaysuse they dont see
me drunk thate oftnen. roman croaks!!!! (say it fasat it soundsa likr rumand cokes. buit i've
had just beer. i am salaaammeee)

hahahjahgdfhahshashasdsa im surprised i typed ty our email right but i hasaad peoplkre check it.

Andewqe
a-bloustein#@nothrtwesterne.du