I've been nominated for a Hugo Award for Best Novelette, and for the John W. Campbell, Jr. Award for Best New Writer!
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01: Zombie Agents (0 comments)
01: Earth Erotica (0 comments)
01: Magnetic Implants (0 comments)
03: The Secret Life of Bridges (0 comments)
03: Pangolin Hide Armor (2 comments)
03: Shakespearean Insults (1 comments)
04: The Acme Klein Bottle Company (0 comments)
04: Have you driven a couch lately? (0 comments)
05: Philips' New Camera Lens Works Like Human Eye (0 comments)
05: Motorized, Battery-Operated Pants (0 comments)
05: Trains of Future Past (0 comments)
06: Three-Headed Frog (0 comments)
09: Smoking Nuclear Monica (0 comments)
09: The Evils of Funyuns (3 comments)
11: The Exorcist in 30 Seconds, with bunnies (0 comments)
11: Robot Race Update (0 comments)
11: Shakespeare Programming Language (1 comments)
11: Church Sign Generator (1 comments)
11: Modern Drunkard Magazine (0 comments)
12: Earth as seen from the Mars Rover (0 comments)
12: Sea Lion Grabs Fisherman Off Boat (0 comments)
12: Goat Theft On the Rise in Ireland (0 comments)
13: Headless Roaches (0 comments)
15: Mmm...thorax cake (0 comments)
15: Haunted Coke Can (0 comments)
15: The Bovine Rectal Palpation Simulator (0 comments)
15: Paper Steampunk (1 comments)
17: Man Creates 1,300-Pound Baseball (1 comments)
17: Dihydrogen monoxide rides again (0 comments)
17: Bomb Dogs (1 comments)
17: Warm Blooded Planets and Freeze-Dried Fish (1 comments)
18: It's all fun and games until somebody gets spanked (0 comments)
19: Life as We Know It - Thank you, Luna (2 comments)
19: Words Not Yet Spoken (0 comments)
19: The Music of Senator Orrin Hatch (0 comments)
19: Cool Software Toy (0 comments)
19: Another Cool Software Toy (0 comments)
20: Confluence (0 comments)
20: Man Shot in Masonic Initiation (0 comments)
22: iDuck (0 comments)
22: Nun Gunner (0 comments)
22: Dirty Book Art T-Shirts (1 comments)
23: Divine Incorruptibility (0 comments)
23: The Sword in the Stone (0 comments)
24: That Sexy Urinal (2 comments)
24: The Names of the Beasts (0 comments)
25: Weird Aviation (1 comments)
26: Mary Celeste Mystery Solved? (1 comments)
27: Speeding through Chernobyl (2 comments)
29: The Dolls of Hans Belmer (0 comments)
29: Eyeball People (0 comments)
30: Resistentialism (2 comments)
