I've been nominated for a Hugo Award for Best Novelette, and for the John W. Campbell, Jr. Award for Best New Writer!
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01: The T. Rex of Microbes (0 comments)
01: CDC Ebola(tm) Virus Outbreak Action Playset (2 comments)
01: Russian Roulette For Kids (0 comments)
01: Without Sanctuary : Lynching in America (0 comments)
01: Nothing (1 comments)
02: Latest Sign of the End Times - Fish Piercing (1 comments)
04: The Secret Life of Adverbs (0 comments)
04: Dread Fear of Atomic Explosions (1 comments)
04: Pentadactyl Tetrapods (0 comments)
04: Exploding Toilets (0 comments)
05: Palm™ Audio Translator Card (0 comments)
05: Three accused of putting hairpieces on cows (0 comments)
05: LotR by Others (1 comments)
06: Parasitic Head (1 comments)
06: Songs in the Key of Fruit (1 comments)
07: Toilet Car (2 comments)
08: Microscopic Black Holes (0 comments)
09: The Face on Janet Jackson's Nipple (2 comments)
09: Comet Blamed for 6th Century "Nuclear Winter" (0 comments)
09: Marvin the Martian etched onto Mars Lander chips (0 comments)
09: Which Colossal Death Robot are you? (0 comments)
10: The Mao of Pooh (0 comments)
10: Chastity Alert (0 comments)
10: Pop star reunited with wife after baboon seized (0 comments)
11: Calvin & Hobbes on Writing (1 comments)
11: Shark Attachment Disorder (0 comments)
11: CyberAppliances Attack Italian Village (1 comments)
11: Elmer's Gantry (0 comments)
12: Which Enemy of the Christian Faith Are You? (0 comments)
12: Alien Limerick Generator (1 comments)
12: Transit Workplace Rules for Women (1 comments)
12: No Pants Day (0 comments)
13: The Bel Geddes No. 4 (1 comments)
13: More on old No. Four (2 comments)
15: Woman Marries Dead Boyfriend (0 comments)
16: Runaway Hippo Killed by Car (0 comments)
16: Pseudo-priapism! Forgotten semirigid penile prosthesis (0 comments)
16: Mindsight (0 comments)
16: Lucy in the Sky Forever (1 comments)
17: The Tao of M&Ms (0 comments)
17: The Great Molasses Flood Remembered (0 comments)
17: Won't You Be an Astronaut? (0 comments)
17: Metabolic Dominance (0 comments)
17: The Adjective -- So Ludic, So Minatory, So Twee (0 comments)
18: The Pagan Hierarchy (1 comments)
19: Irish Prime Minister Bertie Ahern Stalked by Hairy Students (0 comments)
19: The Crimson Room (1 comments)
20: Pioneer Airlines (0 comments)
21: Hagbard and Hrothgar (0 comments)
22: Mysterious and Undeciphered Alphabets (0 comments)
22: Language Construction Kit (0 comments)
22: Yestersol, all my troubles were such folderol (2 comments)
22: More on the Time Traveler (0 comments)
22: The Surface of Venus (0 comments)
22: Our Colonialist Past (0 comments)
23: Global Dimming (0 comments)
24: The Tao of Bigfoot (0 comments)
24: Quantum Effects at Molecular Scale (0 comments)
25: Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence (3 comments)
25: Earcon (0 comments)
25: Antiquities of the Illuminati (0 comments)
25: Fighting Robots! Cyborgs! Wizards! (0 comments)
25: Postcards From the Attic (0 comments)
26: 10th Dimension (0 comments)
26: Let's go to the robot races! (0 comments)
27: Play Jesus Dress Up (2 comments)
27: Sparks from your toilet (0 comments)
27: Men In Black (0 comments)
28: Constructing Words From Language Codes (0 comments)
29: The Night Doctors (0 comments)
