I swore I wouldn't do it.

I promised myself that I'd resist the temptation, in spite of Kenny's frequent tauntings about how cool it is.

I told myself that I didn't have enough time as it was.

But I did it anyway. I bought World of Warcraft.

Sigh. Somebody shoot me now.

But you know what? I've been so damned serious lately and so friggin' worried about this or that or some other damned thing that I haven't had any serious ME time and by god, I just wanna go kill some monsters.

Is that so bad?

What's that you say? Why would I want to engage in such a purile pastime? Why don't I do something more engaging than burning my eyes out in front of an addictive computer game? You think I'm just being irresponsible and juvinile?

Fine. Then you can all just bite me. I'm gonna go play. So there. Ptthhhhhh!

Joseph Haines, signing off from The Edge of The Abyss.