I hate to waste your time with this, but I'm too excited to keep my mouth shut. After months and months of being responsible and taking care of things that needed taken care of, I finally get to be a little kid today.

Around one p.m. Pacific time today, I'll have my iPhone.

Gawd, I'm awful!

What the hell. I work hard. I deserve a new toy.

Joseph Haines, signing off from The Edge of the Abyss.