That's it. I've had it. I'm going to war.

The japanese have invaded my homestead. They just swarmed in. Never even a word that they are coming. Just move in and take over. Eating everything in site.

Of course I am taking about those nasty little Japanese beetles. They have invaded my yard, attacking my precious grapevines. Devouring leaf after leaf.

But little do they realize they are in trouble. See, once upon a time when I lived in SoCal, I was licensed as an exterminator. Actually worked as an exterminator for a while. So it is time to break out the arsenal. Sevin, Dursban, Diazinon are my preferred weapons of choice. So look out buggers, you picked the WRONG yard to invade.

By monday I figure I will have given them all little halos to go with their wings. And my grapes will be saved from their wrath. So what if I have to do a little extra washing in september at harvest.