An English tourist went to Texas, He got off the bus in Fort Worth, and asked, "Where's a good place to eat?"

A man said, "Right down the road is a men's club."

The man didn't realize they had a swimming pool, a work-out room, indoor squash, and racquetball.

He just walked to the restaurant door and said to the waitress, "Lady, bring me a steak and a coke." The waitress brought out a mug that was 12 inches in diameter and 1 1/2 feet tall.

The man said, "I just wanted a coke, not the whole factory!" She said, "Mister, this is Texas and everything's bigger in Texas."

Soon she came back with his steak, and it hung over all sides of a huge Sizzling platter. He said, "Lady, I just wanted a steak, not the whole cow!" She said, "Mister, this is Texas, and everything's bigger in Texas."

He finally finished his meal and asked the waitress, "Which way to the toilet?" She said, "It's down the hall, third door on the right."

The man absentmindedly turned into the third door on the left and, with one step, fell into the swimming pool.

"Help! Help!" he screamed. "Don't flush it!"