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The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a Condom
because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production,
destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of pricks,
and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.


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