I want to become a rock star. Rock stars get everything. You see, its perfectly normal for a rock star to have lots of sex with random people. It is also expected of rock stars to be a little freaky in bed. If a rock star is having sex and she says to her slam piece "Have you ever been force feed, motherfucker?" and then proceeds to do so, well its expected behavior. Or if this rock star tells the guy to slap her ass, or if she gives the guy a fat lip when he is going down on her, or if she tells him how to fuck her, this is all perfectly acceptable. If someone walks in on a rock star tying up a guy and stripping off his clothes to use his body to her advantage, no one will judge her! At worst, it will be video taped and make her an even bigger star. If a rock star has a box, or drawer, or whole room dedicated to sex tricks, hey thats the way that rock stars are right? No one would think twice about it. Now what do you think would happen if I asked my Dad to build an extra room on the house for sex tricks and a fuck swing? I don't think he will say "Hang on darling, let me go get my measuring tape." But if a rock star calls up a contruction company and says "I need a room with a trampoline floor and a double reinforced ceiling for the fuck swing." They'll say "Sure Miss Rock Star, and we'll throw in padded walls in case the "swinging" gets a little out of control. But only because we are such big fans of your last hit." If a rock star walks into a club and says "I'm looking for a man who has a tongue ring and doesn't mind his jaw going numb" the men would be lining up for inspection! If a rock star announces that she has broken it off with her boyfriend, and is not looking for a new relationship, only "a guy that will come and lick her pussy and then leave her the hell alone!" This is also expected behavior!

My brothers used to tell me, "Don't buy drugs. Wait until you are a rock star and people give them to you for free!" Not only do rock stars get all the good sex, they get free drugs and alcohol! LIFE IS SO UNFAIR!

No one is gonna hand me a joint and a cranberry and vodka and then proceed to count how many licks it takes. (However, if this ever happens, I will marry that man.)

Lets recap: GOOD sex, (any way you want it) GOOD drugs, (any kind you want), GOOD alcohol (however you want it). Is it any wonder why I want to be a rock star?

-kln-


"I did it all for the nookie"
"Bitch, please, you better get down on both knees"
"I'm a lady in the street, but a freak in the bed"
"I'm out to win, on the prowl tonight, for love and sin"