I have recently been informed that a guy I used to date would get off anywhere from 1-4 times every time HE went down on ME! WHAT BULLSHIT IS THAT?!? I could barely get off one fucking time and that bastard gets off two or three more times than I do from getting it?! Life is so unfair! Who else in this world does this happen to? I do not feel bad at all now for always making him do it cause HE WAS ENJOYING MORE THAN ME APPARENTLY! And all of MY friends felt sympathy for HIM cause I wouldn't go down on him cause it wouldn't fit in my mouth and HE wasn't "getting what he was giving." ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I WASN'T GETTING WHAT HE WAS GIVING!! I suck at life. A normal clitorus has aproximately 3,000 nerve fiber endings. I think mine has 5. AND I HAVE NO G-SPOT! I think that when God made me he say no, fuck her, no orgasms for her.

-kln-

"It's been so long since I had sex, I can't even remember who gets tied up!"