I AM SO HAPPY MY CLASS TESTS ARE DONE FOR THE WEEK!! NOW I CAN ENJOY ALF ANNNUAL LIQUOR FESTIVAL, I mean Autumn Leaf Festival. Yeah, that. Lets review the stages of drunk before we go out and carry out these actions.
3 drinks - Intangible
6 drinks - Invincible
9 drinks - Invisible
Now, lets review the warnings for drinking.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause a disruption in the space-time continuum, whereby small (and large) gaps of time may seem to disappear.
WARNING: Drinking may give you terets.

Aside from alcohol consumption, I have other things on my mind (YES, that is POSSIBLE!! I think about sex too.) Boys, classes, future, why penguins waddle, you know all the normal other stuff.

-kln-


"well I guess it would be nice
if I could touch your body
I know not everybody
has gotta body like me
but I gotta think twice
before I give my heart away
and I know all the games you play
cause I play them too"
"Tell me what you see when you look at me. Do you think kind? Or do you think I am crazy, fucking out of my mind?"
"She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone"