After encouragement from friends and much deliberation I have decided. I am going to write a book some day. And I am going to title it, "Sit the Fuck Down, and Shut the Fuck Up." My book will include my silly observations on life, but mostly it will have the stories of the ridiculous things that occur to me or around me in my life. The reason for the title is that I usually feel like screaming, "Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up!" You know, those people (and we have all been that person at some point too) whose stupidity is frustrating beyond words or explaination and all you want to do is scream the ladder at them. Yeah. My book will not be PG13. So if conservatists don't like the title, they can (guess...) sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. Thank God that I live in America and can say outrageous things and have laws that proctect me. Way to go USA! Wooo!

-kln-