I got to see both my nieces and both my nephews today. They crack me up. Seth had been playing with a Budwieser box (calm down, we're not total rednecks --it was empty) and got distracted by a cartoon on tv, Kiera slowly snuck into the room then made a mad dash grabbed the box and took off with it. She totally had been planning it. It was soooo funny. Then I was holding Kiera and singing and dancing with her and she goes "Shhhhhhh!" and covers up my mouth. Apparently even my baby niece realizes I have no musical talent. Heart breaking. Then I went to see my oldest niece and nephew. I chased them around the house, some how ended up with a gash in my arm and getting hit in the head. Then we were al lin the car. I was in the middle. Of course. They are fighting (playing smacking each other) over me, except that they are only really hitting me. My brother thought it was funny as hell. As we are going through the toy section all I heard was I want that! I want that! And that was just ME talking! THEN. In WalMart. Right by the ice cream, my nephew pokes my boob and says (very loudly naturally) "Why's this part of you so big?" After my jaw dropped and I removed his hand from my right boob I told him he'd have to talk to Mommy or Daddy about that. I don't know what they've told him!! I do believe that is the first time my boobs have embarassed me. Terrible. I've always been kinda proud of the stupid things.

That reminds me. I learned today taht Amazon women cut off one breast so they could shoot a bow and arrow better. And that Amazon means "One breast". Crazy.

-kln-

Kids say the damnedest things.