I had a homeless lady call me a bitch yesterday. I didn't even DO anything. I just was walking and she looked right at me and yelled "BITCH!"

There was a guy on the street with a sign that said, "Ninjas killed my family. Help me raise money for ninja lessons to avenge their deaths."

The saying, "The city that never sleeps" is a lie. I see things chained up and barred down starting at 7:30pm. I see people sleeping here all the time. It should be "The city that is never sane."

I have had cabbies beep at me, but the only thing I've almost been hit by is pigeons. I swear, the freakin bird dive bomb you here. You have to duck, jump, and swerve out of their way. See? They ever have crazy birds.

-kln-

karebearcc00: and a homeless lady called me a bitch
allye1103: at least you are a bitch with a house