TYPES OF PEOPLE THAT PISS ME OFF
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I am generally a happy person. It's true. I swear I am. But there are certain types of people in this world that really piss me off.
People who don't use their turn signals. Ever. I understand that sometimes we all forget. But you know the driver that you get stuck behind for 15 miles and every turn you want to make they are making too, but with no warning. This also goes along with the people who ride their brakes up hill. I have to fight the over whelming urge to scream out my window, "You will slow down. That's what gravity is for. Dumbass."
People who walk ON the road at night wearing black piss me off. Really, if you want to commit suicide jump off a bridge like the rest of society.
Anyone who argues about subjects they know nothing about as if they have earned their PhD on the idea. Please stuff a pillow in your mouth and choke on it.
Also, anyone who bitches about a problem but will not get off their fat lazy ass to fix the problem they bitch about. Shut up you waste of my breathing air. Stop taking up usable space, we could build a minimall where your fat ass is sitting.
Girls who wear clothing that is entirely too small for their bodies annoys me. You can be beautiful, why do you want to look like you just rolled out of the worst the trailer park has to offer?
Guys who can't talk to me without looking at my breasts every other word piss me off. My breasts do not talk. They will not bring you money, shelter, or food.
Students who start to pack up their stuff while the professor is still talking. Jackass, I am paying to hear what the human in the front of the room is droning on about and I can't hear when you are shaking papers and zipping up the 14 zippers on your bookbag. Wait the extra 60 seconds. I promise you will not die from it. Unfortunately.
Old men at the bar who could be my GRANDFATHER who try to take me home. YOU ARE CREEPY. Not sexy. My grandmother would probably agree too. Stop it you predifile. Go home and watch porn with Goldie Hawn look alikes.
These are just a few of the many many things this week that I have realized really piss me off. If you are one of these people. STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE!
-kln-
People who don't use their turn signals. Ever. I understand that sometimes we all forget. But you know the driver that you get stuck behind for 15 miles and every turn you want to make they are making too, but with no warning. This also goes along with the people who ride their brakes up hill. I have to fight the over whelming urge to scream out my window, "You will slow down. That's what gravity is for. Dumbass."
People who walk ON the road at night wearing black piss me off. Really, if you want to commit suicide jump off a bridge like the rest of society.
Anyone who argues about subjects they know nothing about as if they have earned their PhD on the idea. Please stuff a pillow in your mouth and choke on it.
Also, anyone who bitches about a problem but will not get off their fat lazy ass to fix the problem they bitch about. Shut up you waste of my breathing air. Stop taking up usable space, we could build a minimall where your fat ass is sitting.
Girls who wear clothing that is entirely too small for their bodies annoys me. You can be beautiful, why do you want to look like you just rolled out of the worst the trailer park has to offer?
Guys who can't talk to me without looking at my breasts every other word piss me off. My breasts do not talk. They will not bring you money, shelter, or food.
Students who start to pack up their stuff while the professor is still talking. Jackass, I am paying to hear what the human in the front of the room is droning on about and I can't hear when you are shaking papers and zipping up the 14 zippers on your bookbag. Wait the extra 60 seconds. I promise you will not die from it. Unfortunately.
Old men at the bar who could be my GRANDFATHER who try to take me home. YOU ARE CREEPY. Not sexy. My grandmother would probably agree too. Stop it you predifile. Go home and watch porn with Goldie Hawn look alikes.
These are just a few of the many many things this week that I have realized really piss me off. If you are one of these people. STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE!
-kln-
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