Sometimes I love my job.

I was leaving work the other evening when this executive with whom I'm briefly chatty noticed I carried a bag.
"Oh you have a man purse"
- Yes a European Man Purse.
"I have one that I use. It's nicer than yours."
- It's what?
"It's a little different than yours."
- Oh.
"My daughter saw me carrying it and said, 'Daddy you carry a man purse!'"
"'That's all right, honey,' I said, 'Daddy can carry it off.'"

And he's a snappy dresser, too.