I would like to make an announcement.
If announcements aren't worth announcing, it's better to announce that there is nothing to announce, than to announce something that shouldn't be announced anyway.

Does this annoy you? Good!

I am entering a period of my life where I don't dream any more at night. Why? Well because I am too busy dreaming in the day that by the time I catch some sleep I have run out of dreams.

Other "what have yous"..

I would like to pay off debt, but I don't want the debt to own me anymore.
I would like to talk to curves, but I have no angles.
I would like to see more movies, but it seems that the movies worth seeing have already been seen.

So at the end of the day I say this!
When it's time to laugh, I laugh.
When it's time to sing, I sing.
When it's time to eat, I eat.

What else is there?