woo! i just got back from a drama trip, and i must say i haven't had that much fun in a very long time.

me and my drama homies went to kean college on friday to compete against other schools. we stayed the night at a crappy ass ramada, and i'll explain that later.

so we get there, and it's rainy and crappy out, and i have never actually been to a college campus so i was just wandering about. me and my friend erica were doing a dramatic scene, so we began to get ready for that. we went into the room in which we performing in, and we didn't think to tell anyone to watch us because we honestly didn't think they cared. there was just a single judge sitting there and we performed and then yea. and we spent the day walking around and uncovering the wonders of college.

then comes the hotel.

so we get there, and there's like 5 other high school staying with us so this place is just packed with teenagers. how wonderful. now, some of these school brought a little thing called beer to the hotel, and were openly drinking it. apparently they were making a lot of noise, and one of the guests on the lower floors called the cops. not the hotel security, but the cops.
when the cops arrived, me, erica, ryan, ryan, and steve were on the ground floor looking at porn, i think. yea, ryan was going to buy porn, but he didn't and just bought lottery tickets instead. so all these cops come in, and we were all like "OHHHHH who's getting busted?" and they were like, "what floor are you guys on?" and we said we were on the 5th floor, and they said they were headed there, and we get all excited and run up the stairs to see who it was.
so we get on the 5th floor, and since we had taken the stairs, we beat the cops who had taken the elevator. mr gipple was standing there, and when he saw all the cops pour out of the elevator, he told all of us to go to our rooms. so me and erica turned to go to ours when all of a sudden we hear, "where are you two going?" we both turned around and said we were going to our rooms. and then the cop comes over to us, and looks right at erica and says, "empty your pockets." and erica just kinda looked at him, because she is the last person on this earth who would ever do ANYTHING, and i was getting so fucking scared and so was she, she just kinda had her hands in her pockets, and the cop was like, "if you have any pot or cigarettes, just dump it out over there. lemme see your pockets, what do you have in your pockets? i told you, if you have anything just dump it out over there." and erica took everything out, and she happened to have matches because there had been a whole pile of them in the restaurant and we all just took some, and it just was the wrong thing at the wrong time, and the cop was like,"why do you have matches?" and she was like,"because....they were free..." and he was like,"well if you have matches then you were probably doing pot or smoking or something." and i fucking swear to god erica was about to cry, and then the cop said something like, "we have people dying on the streets of newark, we shouldn't have to come here for this." then don't, fuckface! i mean, our school didn't even fucking DO anything, and all of a sudden we get cops searching is for drugs and telling mr gipple they are gonna lock him up?! fuck you! after that me and erica went back to our room and she was crying and i was so scared i was gonna go to jail or something but mr gipple wasn't mad at us, he was mad at the cops. and later that night i looked at porn with 4 guys, and talked with some cool people, and for once i felt good about myself.

so the next day was actually very fun, because now we all call erica druglord, and they call me sizzle chest, and i think sizzle chest is the funniest word ever.

and you wanna know what?

ME AND ERICA WON SECOND PLACE, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!

wow. i can't believe we won that. all the other schools won so much shit, and then they announced our names, and it was like, it took me a couple seconds to realize, and me and erica just looked at it other and it was great...and the lights of the stage were so hot and bright, and everyone was looking...and i felt bad because no one from our school won anything except us, and they totally deserved to, seriously.

and then we came home and i went out to dinner with erica and ryan, and ryan is a really funny guy, and i am so glad i went on this trip because it was pissloads of fun.

PS ryan makes a good lion... and ryan f and steve made the funniest prank calls ever. ah i could not stop laughing, peace out.