they say the best things in life are free. and why spend $10 to go see some cliche hollywood syrupy goo when you can sit back in chemistry and enjoy the good vibes all around you. here's an example from today's chemistry class.

some people in life do horrible in school and then go on to be millionaires. some people do well in school, can't find their way through the real world, and implode. some people are just failures. take one student in my chemistry class...we'll just call him the failure. now, the failure has been in high school for 6 years. yes, my friends, 6 years. and the thing is, you'd think after awhile, he would just stop going to school. but no. he still comes everyday. except he comes late, and he has exceeded all his absenses, so he isn't even graduating this year. and what's funny is, he's not even ALLOWED to come back next year, because he will be 21, and that's illegal. now, being that he has an extremely low self image, he sees it fit to make fun of everyone who does not agree with him on anything. he likes to verbally abuse people and tell them that everything they stand for is shit, that he is superior, meanwhile he "trips on acid" while roaming the desolate streets of ramsey late at night, is 20 years old, and still does not have a job or a car. everyday he picks on this one girl who likes emo music. i myself am not a fan of it, but if people want to listen to it, fine with me. so, the conversation started a little like this:
The Failure: your music sucks. you suck. everything you like sucks. my music has substance even though it consists of men running around onstage who had ribs removed so they can suck their own cocks and who the hell wants to listen to people being sad when they can listen to inaudible screaming and people playing guitars with their toenails. i'm so cool, blah blah blah.

now, there is another girl in my class. let's just call her the One. now, the one was sitting at her desk while this all was happening, and while he was ranting and raving, she said under her breath, "you need to shut the fuck up."
the failure: what did you say?
the one: i said you need to shut the fuck up, you fucking failure, you've been in high school for 6 years and all you do is bitch, i sit here every day and listen to you bitch and moan, why don;t you get your ass out of school and get a job?
the failure: ooh, that really hurts, like i haven't heard that before! and not like this is any of your business, YOU FUCKING TWAT!
the one: yo chill out, it's not my fault you're a failure.

at this point the teacher stepped in, told the failure to leave, in which he responed, "that bitch started it waaah" and then the bell rang.

and that, my friends, is the fine education system of ramsey at work. thank you and goodnight.